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strangest joke ever.

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TreeChild

Feb 28, 2005
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#1
this is a joke my friend told me. he said that when he was little he walked into a room of drunken old men and one told this joke.

a princess walked into a bar and saw a large toad sitting on a stool. she sat next to him and he said "if you take me out on the town and give me a kiss i will turn into a handsome prince." so she picked him up, went outside, and got a cab. as they were on the way to the first club the toad said "alright, kiss me now" so she did.......
and he turned into a building.

personally i think its genius, just thought i would share it with all of you.
 
#4
canopener said:
Well, one of the great things about flats is that they stay in tune for months. As long as you don't have cheap MIM Fender tuners, you're good as gold. There's also far less zing, and still can get a great range of sounds.

D'Addario Chromes are a great flat to start out with. Tons of thump and a little brightness.
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Wrong thread?
I hope?
I don't get it either...
-Alex
 
#5
canopener said:
Well, one of the great things about flats is that they stay in tune for months. As long as you don't have cheap MIM Fender tuners, you're good as gold. There's also far less zing, and still can get a great range of sounds.

D'Addario Chromes are a great flat to start out with. Tons of thump and a little brightness.
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wtc mate? :confused: :confused: :help:
 
#9
Strange, I heard that same joke when I was visiting NYC recently. Well, as I was walking down 5th Ave later trying to figure it out, some guy in a convertable pulled over to the curb and shouted out, "Say, do you know how to get to the Empire State Building?" I said, "No, sorry". Then he said, "Well, you go down three blocks, take a right, two more blocks, turn left...it'll be right in front of you," and drove off.
 
#10
canopener said:
Well, one of the great things about flats is that they stay in tune for months. As long as you don't have cheap MIM Fender tuners, you're good as gold. There's also far less zing, and still can get a great range of sounds.

D'Addario Chromes are a great flat to start out with. Tons of thump and a little brightness.
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In prefer the rotosound 77's :D

I think he was just posting something random to make fun of an even more random joke.
 
#15
canopener said:
Very well, take him below for the makings.
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To paraphrase the great Cheezewiz...

As you can see, the troll epidemic is worldwide. Contribute now. Only you can stop a troll.

So from this day forth, I declare that Minor Annoyance Alex has been degraded to...

Rather Irritating Alex.

Courtroom ajourned. :hammerslam:

btw Alex: COF has been around since April 2005. How long have you been around?
 
#16
TreeChild said:
this is a joke my friend told me. he said that when he was little he walked into a room of drunken old men and one told this joke.

a princess walked into a bar and saw a large toad sitting on a stool. she sat next to him and he said "if you take me out on the town and give me a kiss i will turn into a handsome prince." so she picked him up, went outside, and got a cab. as they were on the way to the first club the toad said "alright, kiss me now" so she did.......
and he turned into a building.

personally i think its genius, just thought i would share it with all of you.
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HAr-Har! Turned into a building! :D
 

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