this is a joke my friend told me. he said that when he was little he walked into a room of drunken old men and one told this joke. a princess walked into a bar and saw a large toad sitting on a stool. she sat next to him and he said "if you take me out on the town and give me a kiss i will turn into a handsome prince." so she picked him up, went outside, and got a cab. as they were on the way to the first club the toad said "alright, kiss me now" so she did....... and he turned into a building. personally i think its genius, just thought i would share it with all of you.