strangest joke ever.

[Matt Till]

Still don't get the joke

 

[KeithBMI]

To be fair, half of Alex's posts did come from his rant thread.

 

[Brad Barker]

Still don't get the joke

two scenarios:

1) the joke makes sense:

the phrase "turned into a building" means the frogged entered the club after conning the princess. (?)

2) the joke does not make sense.

am i in the ballpark?

 

[d8g3jdh]

This is my take on it: The frog was once a building that was turned into a frog on condition that it be kissed. So he conned a princess into taking him to a street, and just as they were in a good spot for a building to go he wanted to be kissed. She obliged, and poof! He's back in.

Am I right?

 

[Bassic83]

Two tacos for 99 cents at Jack-In-Da-Box? But they're made of mystery meat!

 

[canopener]

Certainly a six cylinder will give you more power. But if you live in an area with no hills or mountains, then go with the four banger. It's amazing what they're doing with modern small engines.

 

[stu FORD]

i like this thread.

 

[Bassic83]

i like this thread.

Awww, it likes you too!!!

 

[SundanceChile]

Dates are irrelevant! It's the post count I tell you, the post count!

Quit whining before I take your cred down even more. And if you want to discuss post counts, take it up with Munji.

 

[SlavaF]

DERKA DERKA MUHAMMAD JIHAD

 

[geoffkhan]

Well, one of the great things about flats is that they stay in tune for months. As long as you don't have cheap MIM Fender tuners, you're good as gold. There's also far less zing, and still can get a great range of sounds.

D'Addario Chromes are a great flat to start out with. Tons of thump and a little brightness.

You know guys, I'm really starting to like my Muse Receptor SOOO much. It just solves so many problems for me and fits so well into my workflow. I've been waiting for a product like this for a long time.

 

[Benjamin Strange]

Ontogeny Recapitulates Phylogeny

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I wrote a song about this once. I am told it's actually been deconstructed in composition classes in music college! Woot.

 

[SundanceChile]

Ontogeny Recapitulates Phylogeny

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I wrote a song about this once. I am told it's actually been deconstructed in composition classes in music college! Woot.

Not by my comp teacher...

 

[Eric Cameron]

Awww, it likes you too!!!

::manly man voice on::

We're not gonna have one o' them huggin' and cryin' things, are we?

Rock on
Eric

 

[kserg]

Two tacos for 99 cents at Jack-In-Da-Box? But they're made of mystery meat!

There is meat in that?

 

[Brad Barker]

Ontogeny Recapitulates Phylogeny

I wrote a song about this once. I am told it's actually been deconstructed in composition classes in music college! Woot.

and why not in biology classes?

 

[MikeyFingers]

For everyone saying "I don't get the joke"....
There's nothing to get. For some reason, kids nowadays find anything that's completely random, funny. It doesn't have to make sense, just as long as swollen banana hammicks don't have anything to drink.



See, I know somebody laughed at that, thus proving my point. Random and pointless = funny. At least for some people. (not me)

 

[jokerjkny]

this is a joke my friend told me. he said that when he was little he walked into a room of drunken old men and one told this joke.

a princess walked into a bar and saw a large toad sitting on a stool. she sat next to him and he said "if you take me out on the town and give me a kiss i will turn into a handsome prince." so she picked him up, went outside, and got a cab. as they were on the way to the first club the toad said "alright, kiss me now" so she did.......
and he turned into a building.

personally i think its genius, just thought i would share it with all of you.

hmm...

if only the twist "the handsome prince" had a bit more to do w/ the punchline.

 

[Bam Bam]

Don't get it.

Thats the point.

 

[Alex]

Barbara Streisand!
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