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strangest joke ever.

#44
I got another one, only it makes too much sense:

An engineer for a big corporation was sitting in the company break room when his manager came to him with a form and said, "I need this form filled out immediately."

The engineer asked her why.
She responded, "Because I want you to be happy."

The engineer took the form, folded it in half, went over to the toaster, put the form in, and put down the lever.

The manager was shocked, and said "Why did you do that??"

The engineer said, "I want the toaster to be happy, too."
 
#45
unbasslichkeit said:
I got another one, only it makes too much sense:

An engineer for a big corporation was sitting in the company break room when his manager came to him with a form and said, "I need this form filled out immediately."

The engineer asked her why.
She responded, "Because I want you to be happy."

The engineer took the form, folded it in half, went over to the toaster, put the form in, and put down the lever.

The manager was shocked, and said "Why did you do that??"

The engineer said, "I want the toaster to be happy, too."
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A woman can't be a manager over a man. :hiding:

Mike :D
 
#48
and btw guys...

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#49
The joke should be:

A lady happened upon a frog one day, and the frog said. "If you kiss me, I will turn into a handsome prince". The lady looked around, picked up the frog and put it in her purse. Her friend asked her why she didn't kiss the frog. "Kiss the frog and get a prince?!?!?! You know how much money I can get for a talking frog?"
 
#50
jive1 said:
The joke should be:

A lady happened upon a frog one day, and the frog said. "If you kiss me, I will turn into a handsome prince". The lady looked around, picked up the frog and put it in her purse. Her friend asked her why she didn't kiss the frog. "Kiss the frog and get a prince?!?!?! You know how much money I can get for a talking frog?"
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and then she stole his wallet :hiding:

-jimbo
 
#56
MikeyFingers said:
For everyone saying "I don't get the joke"....
There's nothing to get. For some reason, kids nowadays find anything that's completely random, funny. It doesn't have to make sense, just as long as swollen banana hammicks don't have anything to drink.



See, I know somebody laughed at that, thus proving my point. Random and pointless = funny. At least for some people. (not me)
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i am familiar with what you are refering to but actually im completely against that kind of humor. for me the humor in the joke goes far beyond the "its funny because there is no point" concept. its a wonderfully crafted reflection of the strageness and seemingly straight forward yet blindingly complicated reality in which we reside. it breaks the barrier between the two governing universes in the human existance (our exterior lives, and our mental processes). but thanks for your input.
 

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