Stupidest thing you've done while being intoxicated?

[stingray2112]

What's the stupidest thing you've done after a few too many?

I guess mine would be I ran into my neighbors fence while driving a go-kart, had a race in the middle of a hurricane while running through the ghetto with my shirt and shoes off and sticking fire crackers in my pants pocket and lighting them on fire.

Now let's hear yours!

 

[Bloodhammer]

I'm not telling you. It's bad enough that there are a few people alive in the world that have seen me do something incredibly stupid - I don't need the whole internet knowing.

But I might tell you what a friend has done and pretend I'm not talking about myself.

 

[MatticusMania]

I'm not telling you. It's bad enough that there are a few people alive in the world that have seen me do something incredibly stupid - I don't need the whole internet knowing.

But I might tell you what a friend has done and pretend I'm not talking about myself.

Lol!

More than once, confessed my love to someone whom I shouldnt have. Ah, to be young and dumb. And drunk.

Crashed into the back of a semi.

Went to bed with all my clothes on.

Not me, but my former drummer: Used his palm to extinguish a flaming shot of Everclear. Hot glass rim. Once the oxygen burned up it sealed the glass to his palm. He had a nice ringed scar for some time, had to cancel a show because he couldnt drum.

 

[jmattbassplaya]

This thread is asking for trouble. I'll pass.

 

[EricF]

Not me, but my former drummer: Used his palm to extinguish a flaming shot of Everclear. Hot glass rim. Once the oxygen burned up it sealed the glass to his palm. He had a nice ringed scar for some time, had to cancel a show because he couldnt drum.

I did something very similar many, many years ago. That was among the dumbest things I've done, but not at the top of the list. I will not elaborate further.

 

[Truktek2]

Not me thankfully, but in college a couple of the guys went out for a few drinks. (We had a couple of hours free). The class we had next was metallurgy, and for those of you who don't know, there's a machine called a brinell hardness tester that determines how hard a metal is by taking a pintle, and under thousands of pounds of pressure, squishes the sample. Well, one of the guys decides he's going to put his finger in there and press the button. I won't tell you what happened, but I often wonder what ever became of stubby.

 

[capnsandwich]

I had sexual relations with a girl I hated when sober. She was a selfish, angry woman with a "too good for you" attitude and I hated her with a passion. It's too bad that her body was BANGIN'!!! Man, did I regret that one......

 

[sandmangeck]

I've got many a story. But none involve stupidity.

 

[SamanthaCay]

Perhaps the worst thing ever was...































posting about what I did while intoxicated on the internet.

 

[Bloodhammer]

We should all wait until 3AM on a Sunday morning and "drunk dial" (drunk post?) this thread.

 

[Phalex]

There may still be ramifications.

For the record: I have never done anything stupid or illegal while intoxicated or otherwise...... Never.

 

[skwee]

…continue to get intoxicated.

 

[Atoz]

I don't remember.

 

[jonathan_matos5]

history final. apparently i passed.

 

[sandmangeck]

history final. apparently i passed.

State dependant learning bro

 

[Yango]

Driving.

 

[David Jayne]

Punched my best friend in the face, them proceeded to wreck my car and get jailed for DUI. Lost license for 6 months. Bad stuff. Friend eventually forgave me.

 

[jonathan_matos5]

State dependant learning bro

possibly.

i enjoy history but have a tendency to forget exact dates in favor of approximations

 

[droppedurpocket]

Subbed. Gotta see these stories. I'm hoping I get to chuckle all day tomorrow. In the meantime ill think of mine. My mind is hazy..

 

[BioDriver]

So my junior year I was at this party that got busted so we all had to go from the party house back to the frat house. I crammed 13 people in my old Volvo with all the windows rolled down (so people could smoke) blaring NWA (someone else put the CD in, I swear ) while the cops were out in full force because it was 4/20 in a college town.