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Stupidest thing you've done while being intoxicated?

I went to see my recent ex girlfriend of 5 years at her work, which is a bar in a college town during a Halloween party. Stupid #1. I then proceeded to start drinking, heavily, #2. I got so plastered the only thing I remember is getting escorted out of the bar, then waking up, naked in my buddy's shower with the water running. I was told later I threw up out of the car so much I had essentially glued it shut.

That counts right?
 
I don't drink anymore - but I lost my car for two weeks once and the country club finally called my wife to see if I was going to pick it up. On the way to jail the cops forgot to tell me where they picked me up. I had no idea the next day what happen and just told my wife I left it at the dealer for maintenance. I had to rent a car for two weeks until she told me where my car was!!! Yikes, that's when I decided I had a problem and needed to stop.
 
Played a big party gig back in the early 70's and by the end I was hammered beyond belief. Had a 20 mile ride back home. I remember crawling into my car, driving to the end of the parking lot and stopped looking both ways for traffic...........that's the last thing I remembered until I woke up the next day in bed. Had no recollection of how I got home. Flew out of bed in a panic to look my car over. Not a dent or ding in sight. How I got home intact was beyond me. That was the last time I did that.

Stupid, stupid, stupid. No excuse for being that dumb. If the laws that are now in effect were on the books back then and I got caught I think I'd still be doing time.
 
Mike M. said:
Played a big party gig back in the early 70's and by the end I was hammered beyond belief. Had a 20 mile ride back home. I remember crawling into my car, driving to the end of the parking lot and stopped looking both ways for traffic...........that's the last thing I remembered until I woke up the next day in bed. Had no recollection of how I got home. Flew out of bed in a panic to look my car over. Not a dent or ding in sight. How I got home intact was beyond me. That was the last time I did that.

Stupid, stupid, stupid. No excuse for being that dumb. If the laws that are now in effect were on the books back then and I got caught I think I'd still be doing time.

I've done the exact same thing. That's a really scary thought the next morning.its been a really long time. The last time that happened to me I was still underage. I've had benders since, but I'm not stupid enough to drive myself home anymore.
 
Uhhh, so far...

Got caught staring at a friend's ass... It was quite nice.

Repeatedly asked a particularly busty friend for a hug.

I gonna do my best to make sure that those remain the stupidest things I've done while drunk until the day I die. Granted, I can very easily see those exact events occurring again with different people... Alcohol seems makes me like girls more than I already do :p.

I once drank a half a Mikes Hard Lemonade and stayed up till 10:30 pm.

That was one heck of a 21st birthday.

Sounds like my kinda party :D.
 
I was around 17 or 18, got really drunk with a bunch of mates and ended up sleeping on my best mates bedroom floor.
Around 8 in the morning i wake up with a furious need to throw up, knowing i was not going to make it to the bathroom i jump on his bed to make it to the window, open it and throw up something horrible!

His window was just over a conservatory in which his parents where having breakfast.

Not nice!
 
I was around 17 or 18, got really drunk with a bunch of mates and ended up sleeping on my best mates bedroom floor.
Around 8 in the morning i wake up with a furious need to throw up, knowing i was not going to make it to the bathroom i jump on his bed to make it to the window, open it and throw up something horrible!

His window was just over a conservatory in which his parents where having breakfast.

Not nice!

THIS for the win!
 
Got way drunk at a bar in Astoria one night with some friends. After I broke a glass one of my friends informed me I was cut off (by them). I attempted to demonstrate my control of the situation by doing an impromptu roadside sobriety check on myself. I stood on one foot with my eyes closed and touched my nose with my right hand. Then I fell into the table , knocking it over and breaking more glasses. At this point the bartender came over and informed me I was cut off for real. "wha?? Cut THIS off!" I told him, and whipped out my dick. I got hustled out of the bar at lightning speed, and my now disgusted friends went back in without me. I stood on the sidewalk and challenged everyone that came out of the bar for the next 10 minutes to a fight. No one took me up on it thankfully. After my friends came out and chewed me out I decided to drive home right then and there, and a struggle ensued over possession of my keys. I found my car key in the middle of the sidewalk in front of my friends place the next morning. I quit drinking not long after that, but had already lost several friends.
 
I really don't drink often, almost never.
It's just never been my thing.

So I unfortunately don't have a ton of great stories of blackouts and using neighborhood streets as a bumper car arena.


My dumbest thing kinds has a more morbid ending and honestly I know well enough today that my actions that night probably had little to do with the end result, unfortunately I'll never know and it'll always be in the back of my mind posed as a "what if" question.

As I'm sure many have seen me discuss my uncle's & his victims murder/suicide a few years back, some will also recall I discussed an evening just before his death where him my brother and I all went to Hooters for a late dinner.

Well at that dinner that evening the three of us finally talked in detail about his current situation and he showed my brother and I emails from the man that was threatening him.
Due to the alcohol that was in all of our system my brother and I both encouraged my uncle to handle the situation with violence. We both offered to arrange for this guy to have a visit from some rather unfriendly acquaintances we know, and offered to "take care" of this guy for our uncle.

Long story short, this guy was sleeping with my aunt and trying to move in on my uncles family in a very screwed up kinda way,, as if sleeping with another mans wife wasn't bad enough.
Never the less, the man had made multiple antagonizing threats towards my uncle via email and phone calls and after they were brought to our attention that night there was a huge feeling between my brother and I to "teach this guy a lesson"
Much of what was discussed that night was said in pure heat of the moment anger, and had sober minds been at work there's absolutely no doubt more creative, less violent and wittingly intelligent alternatives would have been suggested.
But as liquid courage and our toxic tough guy tonics would have it, we discussed getting this guy back.

By the middle of that week my uncle had shot the man and killed him, and then hours later turned the gun on himself. I know from certain facts in hind sight that my uncles plan was well thought out for quite a long while before that night at Hooters, however I will always question if we more or less blew the only opportunity we had to talk some sense into him, suggest other methods of dealing with his problems besides violence.
But instead, thanks to being slightly inebriated and stupid, my brother and I felt like we were showing our uncle that we cared and were willing to have his back.
We really had no way of knowing where his head really was that night and there's certainly nothing now anyone can do about it, but it will always leave me wondering if maybe he'd still be here, and maybe the guy he shot would still be with his family.
Valuable lessons were taken from this experience and never again will alcohol be the driving force to any advice giving on my part w/o the reality of the possibilities being a very real threat.


Sorry so long, I'm sure this is filled with typos, and grammatical errors.
As usual I'm typing on my phone and well sorry.
 
Repeatedly asked a particularly busty friend for a hug.

Next time Im drinking with a busty friend Im going to overplay my drunkeness and do this all night!


One time I got really drunk at a bar, to the point where I could no longer stand on my own two feet. I remember stumbling into a wall and then telling someone that I might be too drunk to drive. I gave my keys to an unlicensed nondrunk friend of mine. The next morning my car battery was dead because she didnt realize you had to turn the headlights off.
 
I've taken a handful of shots in my life. Tried 3 different types of beer. The taste of alcohol is intensely crappy. I'll stick to Coke.

Consequently, never got drunk. Never understand why, as a Canadian, I pay taxes to health care so people can get better while others pay and deliberately make themselves sick. Reasoned this while I was a teen and never gave into peer pressure.

Been to a few parties just to see people do stupid things while drunk... then it got old and I stopped going entirely.

I had way more fun doing a million other things than this. My 2 cents.
 
Unfortunately for myself, my younger years were fueled with partying to a level only Charlie Sheen could admire. The problem is there were always a lot of people around and with cameras. Needless to say so many of my hijinks were captured on film that I will never be able to run for public office. :hiding: And for me this is kinda sad due as I matured I took a love to politics.
 
Needless to say so many of my hijinks were captured on film that I will never be able to run for public office. :hiding: And for me this is kinda sad due as I matured I took a love to politics.

I think you should go for it anyways, just dont play the game.

When videos surface just be all "Yeah, that was me, Im not ashamed to admit I acted foolish in my youth. Are you base enough to believe that my opponent did not?"

Then play the game, and have some PI release some found footage of your opponent acting foolish and make him own up to it too!