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Stupidest thing you've done while being intoxicated?

#81
...well no one knows who I am anyway, so I'll bite. :hiding:

High, not drunk....but while on "something" during a party at someone else's place, I snuck into his bedroom, saw the guy's pet tropical fish, and had this ACHING craving to eat it (look, in my defense, the fish was very colorful, ok?). I reached my hand inside the aquarium and tried to grab the fish with my hand.

When that didn't work, I pushed the aquarium over onto the floor to try to break the glass and to try to retrieve the fish right there off the floor.

The glass didn't break, but it did make a hell of a noise and a mess - of course, the guy ran in and found out what I did.

I'm still in one piece today because I managed to smooth talk (as well as possible while high, lol) my way out of getting my ass kicked. lol
 
#82
BassOfDiamonds said:
...well no one knows who I am anyway, so I'll bite. :hiding:

High, not drunk....but while on "something" during a party at someone else's place, I snuck into his bedroom, saw the guy's pet tropical fish, and had this ACHING craving to eat it (look, in my defense, the fish was very colorful, ok?). I reached my hand inside the aquarium and tried to grab the fish with my hand.

When that didn't work, I pushed the aquarium over onto the floor to try to break the glass and to try to retrieve the fish right there off the floor.

The glass didn't break, but it did make a hell of a noise and a mess - of course, the guy ran in and found out what I did.

I'm still in one piece today because I managed to smooth talk (as well as possible while high, lol) my way out of getting my ass kicked. lol
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I think you need to carry some combos or something around with you :cool:
 
#83
On my girlfriends 18th birthday, while sleeping (drunk, mind you), I thought I was dreaming that I was urinating into a can of some sort. Well, turns out I wast dreaming. It happened to be her garbage can in her room. It's her favorite story to embarrass me with (especially considering I rarely ever drink).
 
#85
In my first year of high school I had been partying with a bunch of my friends in a very small town (just over 1000 people at the time). Once the party came to and end around 2 or 3am, a group of around 5 of us decided it would be a good idea to stomp around the town like a couple of hooligans. A bottle of Everclear was brought with us. For all of you who don't know, Everclear is sold at 95% alcohol in Alberta. We proceeded to try tackling anything and everything standing. I'm talking about all of us standing in a line and yelling "go!" and all running full tilt into whatever we thought needed to be knocked over. The next day we took a drive around and saw knocked over fences, mailboxes, for sale signs, and even a stop sign (don't ask, because I have no idea how we managed that.) According to one of my friends we ended up on the roof of a local library. The building is at least 3 stories and has a steep roof. We're all lucky that nobody fell off, or none of us were picked up by the cops. Just alot of sore bodies the next day.
 
#87
UncleFluffy said:
Walked naked and "visibly excited"
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A-Step-Towards said:
Wow Like not to be cocky
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Oh, hey..look at that^.

NWB said:
Way back in my teen years, I was at this party at a beach house. Drank a lot of beer. I mean a whole lot.

I was upstairs and had to pee really bad, but the stairway was clogged with people so I couldn't get the to the downstairs bathroom so easily. But, what's this? The windows were narrow and tall and I could fit myself into the window sill and open it up. Sweet.

I stood there in the window letting it fly outside and hear a whole lot of profanity burst forth beneath me. Apparently a couple were outside making out and I pissed all over them. Fortunately, it was too dark to see me and I didn't get beat up.:hiding:
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That had me laughing oh so hard.

BassOfDiamonds said:
...well no one knows who I am anyway, so I'll bite. :hiding:

High, not drunk....but while on "something" during a party at someone else's place, I snuck into his bedroom, saw the guy's pet tropical fish, and had this ACHING craving to eat it (look, in my defense, the fish was very colorful, ok?). I reached my hand inside the aquarium and tried to grab the fish with my hand.

When that didn't work, I pushed the aquarium over onto the floor to try to break the glass and to try to retrieve the fish right there off the floor.

The glass didn't break, but it did make a hell of a noise and a mess - of course, the guy ran in and found out what I did.

I'm still in one piece today because I managed to smooth talk (as well as possible while high, lol) my way out of getting my ass kicked. lol
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Colorful fish are fun to try to eat though..

bassfran said:
Jeez, SOOO many stupid things...

I'd be typing half the night. :rollno:
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You should start soon.
 
#88
Lee H said:
when younger my partying antics were almost legendary. If projectile puking had been an olympic sport. I could have been a gold medalist, and milked it for the rest of my life.

instead of designating a driver, we designated a thinker. Once someone showed the appropriate level of excessive intoxication, he could be the designated thinker. Then everyone else had to do whatever idea the thinker suggested.
I was an adrenaline junkie anyway, so add alcohol, and I would do anything. Funny thing was that I always suffered worse injuries when I was sober
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designated thinker! that's cool!
 
#89
many many moons ago when I was in college, I was at a party. It was in my dorm building, which outside, was a snow-storm going on. Well, I did my thing and eventually, one of the guys (ironically my suite-mate, as we refer to them) goes "WHO WANTS TO GO SEE THE FROZEN WATERFALL! IT LOOKS AWESOME!". WELL, I went. luckily I made it, and spared no time falling asleep.
 
#100
EricF said:
Please turn your car arround, sir. This is not a safe road.
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Whilst being enigmatic I should probably have mentioned that its not likely a road anyone here is aware of (unless you remember me talking about hooking up with a previous flames cousin).
Yeah, well, while tripping balls I may have said something or other to her (the flame, not her cousin) but I cant entirely recall what I may have said.
All I know is I woke up in her tent yesterday morning. Im just going to have play this one very carefully.

UncleFluffy said:
you picked up a guitar?
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Haha, no, I was never any good at fretting chords. I do dabble now and then on an acoustic, though.
 

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