Talk Bass Bumper Stickers

[Bass'd on a true story]

1. You think my driving sucks?
You've never called Rickenbacker's customer service.

2. Leo made my other Fender.

3. bass·ist
noun
A less-talented, virgin guitarist with a larger instrument.

 

[BassManKK]

(for a pickup with dual rear wheels)

Jaco used four but I play with six.

WWJD*

*what would Jaco do?

 

[unclebass]

BASS PLAYER...CARRIES NO CASH!!!

NO PASSENGERS (it's not against the rules, no one wants to ride with a bass player!)

Is it ok to put a Mercedes emblem on my Ford? (I don't plan on selling it)

 

[Hevy T]

Whats the best bumper stickdr for metal?

 

[racefan713]

Spector fan. Stuart, not Phil....

 

[hsech]

This is the best car for metal.

 

[BAG]

There are some brilliant ideas here..... but I must say, I won't put any stickers on my car that label it as owned by a musician.
It is like putting a sign on your car saying
"There's a good chance that you'll find nice expensive instruments and sound gear in this vehicle"

This was pointed out to me by a friend who is a long time touring pro when she suggested that I should remove my Elixir strings sticker from the back of my van...... and she is an Elixir endorsee.

 

[red_rhino]

My $300 Squier plays better than your $300,000 Ferrari.

 

[Gazman]

"Don't blame ME, I voted for CARROTS!"

By mid November, that's going to be hilarious.

 

[BAG]

Forgot to say..... I'm happy to put any TB sticker on instrument cases though.

 

[Nev375]

There are some brilliant ideas here..... but I must say, I won't put any stickers on my car that label it as owned by a musician.
It is like putting a sign on your car saying
"There's a good chance that you'll find nice expensive instruments and sound gear in this vehicle"

This was pointed out to me by a friend who is a long time touring pro when she suggested that I should remove my Elixir strings sticker from the back of my van...... and she is an Elixir endorsee.

Solution to that is to also put Behringer and Squier stickers on your ride.

 

[cfsporn]

I think a Talkbass bumper sticker would read something like…

"Post edited by [moderator of your choice] for religious/political content"

 

[wintremute]

Pics!

 

[rocu]

Awesome!

 

[rocu]

There are some brilliant ideas here..... but I must say, I won't put any stickers on my car that label it as owned by a musician.
It is like putting a sign on your car saying
"There's a good chance that you'll find nice expensive instruments and sound gear in this vehicle"

This was pointed out to me by a friend who is a long time touring pro when she suggested that I should remove my Elixir strings sticker from the back of my van...... and she is an Elixir endorsee.

This is true. For security, the only personalized license plates you would want are GUNNUT or BLKBLT.

 

[powmetalbassist]

My bass and I use the carpool lane

 

[wintremute]

"I'm all about that Bass."

 

[unclebass]

There are some brilliant ideas here..... but I must say, I won't put any stickers on my car that label it as owned by a musician.
It is like putting a sign on your car saying
"There's a good chance that you'll find nice expensive instruments and sound gear in this vehicle"

This was pointed out to me by a friend who is a long time touring pro when she suggested that I should remove my Elixir strings sticker from the back of my van...... and she is an Elixir endorsee.

Right, friend in high school had an Alpine sound system, but he swapped the cassette slot cover and speaker covers for Kraco covers. No one ever touched his stuff.

 

[Cole Louis Allar]

Nobody is driving

 

[fretter]

Talkbass not trout