Talk Bass Bumper Stickers

[greenduke]

"TalkBass" Or drive a cab for a living!
Stay alert! "Don't Text or TalkBass while driving"

 

[EdwardofHuncote]

FAKE!

 

[PaulJSmith]

"CAN WE STOP WITH ALL THE BUMPER STICKER POSTS ALREADY?!"

"Mix cabinets at your own risk"

"I never worked there, but I can tell you how it was made"

"Because TalkBass"

 

[slobake]

"Bass Player ... Needs Girlfriend"

 

[collins81]

use the search button or be crucified
or
search or die
~Talkbass

 

[collins81]

flats! foam! finger!

 

[slobake]

Carol Kaye invented it

 

[slobake]

Little Davey will take you there

 

[powmetalbassist]

My bass cost more then my car!

 

[slobake]

Free James Jamerson!

 

[powmetalbassist]

Stay Alert, Stay Bass! (Play on 90's cartoon commercial for Stay Alert, Stay Safe)

 

[slobake]

Who was the Ox

 

[slobake]

Relax, Jaco never fretted

 

[Remyd]

"Power Bottom on Board"

You're gonna get me fired for giggling like a "schoolgirl" at work!

 

[southpaw723]

Mixing is for chocolate milk, not cabs
I'm running late but I always play in time
(Ultra cheesy)

 

[FrenchBassQC]

GLWTS

 

[rogerbmiller]

Leo got it right the first time.

I brake for tort.

I am thinking of switching to a 5 wheel car.

In my other car there's a P bass.

Save GAS. Buy a bass!

Carrots on board.

This car has a REAL Fender.

 

[Bodeanly]

Lock up your wives and daughters! Just kidding. I'm the bassist.

 

[rogerbmiller]

GLWTS

Add "If this was a 5 string I would be all over it."

 

[thumpstaph]

Don't pick it, It'll never heal.

Don't slap it, It'll grow up mean.