Talk Bass Bumper Stickers

[Gazman]

Thanks to @slobake for the inspiration!

There must be some ideas for Bumper Stickers out there.

Let's get the obvious ones away first:

This is the best car for metal

Like most musicians, you are following the bass player

My tires are fine, but my bass runs on flats

Yes, this is my van, no I won't help you move...I'm gigging.

Caution, driver is on Talk Bass, and therefore easily distracted.

 

[slobake]

Don't knock my Fender.

 

[wintremute]

Carrots!

 

[Gazman]

Carrots!

"My other car is a carrot."

And of course

"What Would Maki Do?"

 

[5StringBlues]

Nobody knows ( knew ) what this sticker is about.

 

[dbase]

"RELAX, I'M A BASS PLAYER, YOUR DAUGHTER IS NOT IN THE BACKSEAT OF THIS CAR"

 

[wintremute]

I don't know nothin' 'bout no bumper stickers, but I do know that my license plate sez TORT.

 

[ThatGingerMojo]

Relationships.... and you thought you had to be naked to be Screwed

 

[ThatGingerMojo]

Why go to heaven to play a harp, when you can go to hell to play a Fender?

 

[organworthyplayer337]

Got Oatmeal?

 

[rtslinger]

Listen to JimmyM he Talks Bass

We all can't be BassCliff

Talkbass ask and you shall receive

I talkbass what langue do you speak?

Talkbass a place for people with deep pockets

No really can we talkbass

If a brown note was played in the woods, would anybody hear it?

Talkbass is the place!

Life starts at 41hz

I don't need no stinking pick

Talkbass join today! all you need is $5000.00 worth of gear, a $500.00 car and gig for $50.00 night and your in.

Talkbass we got the Nerve do you?

To compress or not to compress that is the question

4 Strings and 7 basses ago our Fore Fathers.............

We are TalkBass, so show us your stuff

TALKBASS once you're here you'll never want to leave.

If I had a bass for every time I heard that, oh wait I do

Talkbass the only place where gas=gear

Change the world vote "CARROTS" in the up coming election

If you are talkbass you are speaking my langue

Mothman bass the legend continues

What do you get when you put a married man and a married woman in a room full of basses? Divorce

Talkbass where rattle canning and stripping are allowed

Luthier's Corner where a cracked head isn't the end of the world

Talkbass if you can take it we can SLOBAKE it

Double bass do you got the guts?

Talkbass "don't fret we're here to help"

Give us a "T" Give us a "B" what does that stand for? Tuberculous! wait no Talkbass it stands for Talkbass jeez

 

[slobake]

For our friend @TBird1958 "Drive a Subaru, play a Thunderbird"

 

[slobake]

Stand back I just had a burrito

 

[slobake]

For @hrodbert696 "Mama don't let your babies grow up to be academics"

 

[slobake]

For @ZenG "tomorrow I"ll be in a different car"

 

[Anachronism]

Sunburst/Tort 2016

 

[bassestkkm]

Order of the tort be with you

Bass on board (like the baby on board ones)

 

[bassestkkm]

What if we told you tone is just a myth- Talkbass

 

[Jason Hollar]

Too bad Tampa Bay beat us to it...

 

[FourNotFive]

I'm a supporting member on TalkBass and all I got was this crappy bumper sticker.

If you can read this you are not using the TalkBass mobile app while driving.

Use the search function - this sticker has already been on TalkBass 1,000 times.

Honk if you mix cabs.