Enjoy the benefits of a premium membership!
Upgrade Account
-
TalkBass has been independent since 1998. Add your voice.
Create a free account to reply to discussions, view embedded media, and browse with fewer display ads.
Join free Log in
Want zero display ads or expanded classifieds tools? Compare plans.
TalkBass Mail-order Bride Ads?
- Thread starter Mystic Michael
- Start date
Bikers tend to be real snappy dressers too, with their leather vests, chains and tattoos. As they say: "Every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man."
MM
I can't stand this junk either. Oh btw, they seem to have added Russians now.
Gotta love "Adblock Plus" and "Flashblock." You can rid your screen of pooh... if that's what you want to doooo!
Kari FTW. Mmmmm........Kari......jonathan_matos5 said:........ a framed pic of either an asian girl or Kari from Myth busters.
I once met a guy who was married to an attractive 39 year old Ukranian mail order bride.
This guy probably wouldnt have scored such a good looking woman on his own, but they seemed happy as a couple of 10 years.
As far as I know, though, the guy wasnt a keyboard player.
Can I order one of each? That'd be way cool. Well, at least until they sync menstrual cycles...
I'd get grief and misery thrown my way in like 7 different languages.
I'd get grief and misery thrown my way in like 7 different languages.
That's a pitty, the Russians and Filipinos are single. 
I rather prefer them in female couples. 
Could somebody explain how to browse a single?
I rather prefer them in female couples. Could somebody explain how to browse a single?
Dear fellas, I've searched the applicable forums, but couldn't find an answer to my burning question. So here it is: How do I restring a mail order bride? 
Flats or rounds?
Plus it would depend on what kind of wood your sportin'. Everyone knows that wood effects tone
That's why I never understood polygomy. Several PMSing women at one time? Oh, the humanity!
From what Ive seen on TV, you keep them all in different houses on the same Cul-De-Sac. If you limit their interaction with one another there is less a possibility that the cycles will sync up. Unless of course your street is in alignment with moon cycles...
are you kidding me? That would be like hell:
Wife 1 / House 1 : Husband, the grass needs to be cut on our lawn!!You good for nothing lazy..!
Wife 2 / House 2: Husband, the toilet is clogged, you come and unclog now!
Wife 3 / House 3: Husband! Kitchen sink no work! You come fix now!
Wife 4 / House 4: Husband! Window broken in bedroom, you come fix now!!
Wife 5 / House 5: Husband! Why you no spend time with wife 5!??
Wife 6 / House 6: Husband! Why you jump off bridge!??
I see you have chosen to marry one caucasian mail order bride while the rest are of some asian origin. That may be your problem right there!
But, if a man can afford 6 houses and 6 wives surely he can afford to hire someone to take care of all that, while he takes care of the ladies.
But, if a man can afford 6 houses and 6 wives surely he can afford to hire someone to take care of all that, while he takes care of the ladies.
Maybe the TB moderators are moonlighting from their TB duties as worldwide pimps of foreign hotties?
I have applied for the job as that band thing ain't payin' much anymore. I am still waiting to hear back.
Well, we knew they weren't 'bone players so that makes sense.
Start with the G string and work down from there.
obviously Google has targeted your specific needs. my condolences.
all i get are adverts for whiskey, Black Sabbath bootlegs, and lawyers who specicalize in paternity cases.
:quizzical:
all i get are adverts for whiskey, Black Sabbath bootlegs, and lawyers who specicalize in paternity cases.
:quizzical:
I see you have chosen to marry one caucasian mail order bride while the rest are of some asian origin. That may be your problem right there!
But, if a man can afford 6 houses and 6 wives surely he can afford to hire someone to take care of all that, while he takes care of the ladies.
6 wives = a WHOLE lotta shoes though..I'm not ever sure if Donald Trump could afford shoes for six wives.
