TalkBass Mail-order Bride Ads?

[Demon_Hunter]

As long as they remain hot and retain their Russian accents, I'm perfectly fine with older...

 

[Sneakypete]

My favourite is Debby. Is it true they make a funny noise when they slide down the banister?

 

[Jay2U]

As long as they remain hot and retain their Russian accents, I'm perfectly fine with older...

Right, they can be shipped young, and mature on their way. They should be kept away from deck hands, however.

 

[pacojas]

my fav,...

black hair, excessive cleavage, etc.

 

[Kirk Bryant]

whats the best mail order bride for metal?..................

 

[Hobobob]

TB is one of the few sites I don't ad block... And boy am I glad! Otherwise I wouldn't have seen the ad for hot Russian brides last week. I've ordered six.

...Maybe I should have sprung for overnight shipping though... I opted for ground shipping and I worry that the box will take a few more weeks to get here.

I just hope they poked holes in the box....

 

[pica]

I'll take two!!!!

 

[NOLA Bass]

whats the best mail order bride for metal?..................

Hilarious!!!

 

[FilterFunk]

I don't care, as long as we keep the St. Ives ad - I'll probably never buy their products, but I LOVE looking at that sweet young woman!

 

[P. Aaron]

There's one solution: post better bass & gear pics.

 

[stratovani]

As I'm typing this I'm looking at Tina, Debby, Lily, and Amber from chinesewomendate.com, and I can't help but to think about Maki!

 

[Steve]

Nobody is more surprised by this than I but...
I actually know 3 people with mail order brides. 2 Soviet, 1 Fillipino.

Oddly enough all the men are keyboardists.

 

[MJ5150]

I know one guy who hooked up with a lady from the Phillipines via internet order. When he was there paying and picking her up, he gathered some more info and two of his buddies went down there and got wives too.

-Mike

 

[ubnomnar]

I just hope they poked holes in the box....

It's your job to poke holes in the box

 

[MakiSupaStar]

Hmm. I wonder if I could talk the wifey into a new live-in plaything. Think brain... Think!!

 

[seedokebass]

Nobody is more surprised by this than I but...
I actually know 3 people with mail order brides. 2 Soviet, 1 Fillipino.

Oddly enough all the men are keyboardists.

Sounds about right.

 

[steamthief]

I've got Brazilian, Russian, Chinese and biker dating services ads. I never would have thought bikers would need online dating, as all of them I know are pretty social people.

 

[John Bigboote]

I don't care, as long as we keep the St. Ives ad - I'll probably never buy their products, but I LOVE looking at that sweet young woman!

I thought I was the only one who'd noticed her...

-jb

 

[LilRay]

Hmm. I wonder if I could talk the wifey into a new live-in plaything. Think brain... Think!!

Too bad all your blood has rushed someplace else. Not good for cognitive thinking.



God Bless, Ray

 

[MakiSupaStar]

Too bad all your blood has rushed someplace else. Not good for cognitive thinking.



God Bless, Ray

Bah, as if I'd be lucky enough for her to say yes. Curse these ads. :scowl: