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Not to tell you that you failed at another attempted burn, but you did.![]()
Not to hijack the thread, but I just completed a very satisfying poo.
Wha, wha, wha, whaaaaa,not to be a downer, but crack is wack.
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Not too be too off-put, but that was FAR too much information!
Not to revisit it again, but it only required two wipes with the last one being purely a safety precaution.
Not to keep re-hashing, but I find the only thing more exciting than a two wipe poo, is in fact a one (precautionary) wipe poo.
Not to be a know it all, but those are best had in Japan where they have the heated butt washer toilets which turns the one wipe poo into a one dab pat down.
Not to debate you, but I consider that cheating and not nearly as satisfying as a natural one (precautionary) wipe poo.
not to put you back in your place but youre a lawyer.![]()
Not to debate you, but I consider that cheating and not nearly as satisfying as a natural one (precautionary) wipe poo.
Not to labour the point, but once again, an attempted burn falls flat on its face!![]()
Not to be contentious, but there's something oddly satisfying about having your cornhole cleaned.![]()
Not to sound like a TV addict but the osbournes got a loo where you dont even have to dry, it lowers/lifts the seat for you, you do your stuff, it then sprays and blow-drys.

Not to labour my own, but depends which side of the fence you're on![]()
