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The Emo Thread

Here's my emo attempt:

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Am I emo enough to be in the club? Or am I just too old?
 
Does anyone else think that girl-pants-wearers surely must have 'less to work with' than we normals? I mean, really. There must be something to that. I'd cry myself to sleep too if I could contain myself in a pair of those.

Any real insight here?:confused:

I have some tight-ish jeans i wear on occasion. These occasions are when i wish to advertise what is available to a certain female. There is a fine line between "tight enough" and "too tight". I was once forced to try on a pair of female-type, spray-on-looking jeans, and my tender parts COULD NOT BREATHE.

I guess having small junk could mean you can wear it as tight as it'll go, but I would not know...

Maybe I'll start an Indie Kids thread.

Nah. Indie Kid's are too cool to have their own thread. I guess I'll just go listen to some Godspeed You! Black Emperor on my way to the coffee shop....

Do not get me started on indie kids...all Fredericksburg is is Emo and Indie music. there is one (1) heavy metal group, Saint Diablo, and the rest is Twentydaysofrain or Carlos, I'm Pregnant! and other types of that sort. It is my dream to make a Doom/Sludge band called SPORE to blow the kids ear drums to smithereens.
The Indie kids infest the coffee shop and give me funny looks when i come in.
 
Do not get me started on indie kids...all Fredericksburg is is Emo and Indie music. there is one (1) heavy metal group, Saint Diablo, and the rest is Twentydaysofrain or Carlos, I'm Pregnant! and other types of that sort. It is my dream to make a Doom/Sludge band called SPORE to blow the kids ear drums to smithereens.
The Indie kids infest the coffee shop and give me funny looks when i come in.

:D

If it makes you feel any better, I like Sunn O))) and Boris almost as much as I like GSY!BE and Modest Mouse.

Too bad I'm sipping coffee wearing a ratty blazer I got at a thrift store... :ninja:
 
I should have specified that more than a few of the Indie kids are snobs...there are a large number of nice ones, but the snobs stick out and are around more.

Ha. I just get a laugh out of it all. I'm into what I'm into, and the fact that it all boils down to the fact that I can be classified as something gives me a kick. That most of the others in my 'classification' are pompous ******** gives me an even bigger kick, and gives me an opportunity to have some fun.

:D
 
All emos should recieve a big fat punch their face. Always complaining how cruel life is to them, still living home with their parents, going to school, getting free food at the table at home, and they still whine. And when they cut themselves, they always brag about it. Wearing silly eyeglasses or having mascara all over their faces, and lets not forget thier hairstyle, its a combination of being hideous and ludicrous at the same time.

Ridiculous attitude, ridiculous hairstyle and ridiculous clothing.
Grow up, being emo is a big black spot in your life, its not an achievement.
 
All emos should recieve a big fat punch their face. Always complaining how cruel life is to them, still living home with their parents, going to school, getting free food at the table at home, and they still whine. And when they cut themselves, they always brag about it. Wearing silly eyeglasses or having mascara all over their faces, and lets not forget thier hairstyle, its a combination of being hideous and ludicrous at the same time.

Ridiculous attitude, ridiculous hairstyle and ridiculous clothing.
Grow up, being emo is a big black spot in your life, its not an achievement.
Sounds a lot like 80s Metal.
 
Sounds a lot like 80s Metal.



hahahahaah NO!!! Metal never complained about that, metal is angry emo is sad.


Metal is shouting out at the injustices, emo is complaining about breaking up with a gf and how its the worst thing.

Metal doesn't pull off the "you don't understand me garbage" metal is be what the **** you choose to be and if you care then I couldn't give ****.




Sorry, I just get a bit defensive on that:D
 
And I listen to emo music. (I Hate Myself, Saetia, Claire De Lune, fordirelifesake, I Would Set Myself On Fire For You, La Dispute, A Petal Fallen, ect)

At first I thought you were serious with all these band names, but then I thought you must be joking with these band names, but in the end, I know you were serious with these band names. I don't know if I'm supposed to laugh at them or not. So I guess I'll try to not to laugh out loud. I don't understand French or too many other languages, but the few words/phrases in band names that I do understand makes me realize why violence should not be ended. Now we just need to pull our troops out of foreign countries and aim their G36c's at these bands.

All emos should recieve a big fat punch their face. Always complaining how cruel life is to them, still living home with their parents, going to school, getting free food at the table at home, and they still whine. And when they cut themselves, they always brag about it. Wearing silly eyeglasses or having mascara all over their faces, and lets not forget thier hairstyle, its a combination of being hideous and ludicrous at the same time.

Ridiculous attitude, ridiculous hairstyle and ridiculous clothing.
Grow up, being emo is a big black spot in your life, its not an achievement.

This is truth right here. Worship it. And for all you emos, THIS IS THE MAN TO HATE! Cry about it, since it's the only thing you can do.

Have a good day.
:) <-- bet you can't do that!
 
I remember a couple years back when the Emo trend was really alive and kicking, atleast around my parts, on June 6, 2006 (6/6/06) the day was officially dubbed "beat up an emo kid day."

I didn't partake but.. yeah. I still thought the idea was amusing.