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The Emo Thread

#22
Believe it or not but all an emo kid needs is an uppercut.It doesn't matter if its applied to the chin or kidney.

Here's one I treated myself.

Before the treatment:
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After the treatment:
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:D
 
#23
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#29
This thread is pretty funny.

I have a hypothesis that many gays come from emos, and emos come from failure. France is no longer the top producer of homosexuals. See, here's how it works.

1. John is not a good looking kid, therefore John does not get laid. John is sad.
2. John tries to get girls' attention by getting "good looking" haircuts, makeup, and clothing. Lame attempt John!
3. John still does not get laid, and therefore gets sadder.
4. John gives up hope and decides he wants to be gay since he can't get girls.

Which is also why gays and emos are nearly identical.
 
#30
AmazingGracePlayer said:
This thread is pretty funny.

I have a hypothesis that many gays come from emos, and emos come from failure. France is no longer the top producer of homosexuals. See, here's how it works.

1. John is not a good looking kid, therefore John does not get laid. John is sad.
2. John tries to get girls' attention by getting "good looking" haircuts, makeup, and clothing. Lame attempt John!
3. John still does not get laid, and therefore gets sadder.
4. John gives up hope and decides he wants to be gay since he can't get girls.

Which is also why gays and emos are nearly identical.
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You're confusing homophobia and emophobia.
 
#35
I keep on having this really strange dream. I'm driving around in an old, rusty Cadillac Convertible, painted primer grey with Robert Johnson in a children's Halloween devil costume riding shotgun. Fear's "The Record" and Big Black is blasting really loud, and we're just indiscriminantly mowing down anyone in a pair of too-tight pants with their bangs all in their face. Everytime I liquify a scene kid, Robert Johnson stencils a skull with long bangs and a single tear on the side of the car. I dunno why, but I find that so awesome...
 
#36
Does anyone else think that girl-pants-wearers surely must have 'less to work with' than we normals? I mean, really. There must be something to that. I'd cry myself to sleep too if I could contain myself in a pair of those.

Any real insight here?:confused:
 
#38
FailOutBoy said:
Does anyone else think that girl-pants-wearers surely must have 'less to work with' than we normals? I mean, really. There must be something to that. I'd cry myself to sleep too if I could contain myself in a pair of those.

Any real insight here?:confused:
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The others get laid fast and stop being emo, so you have to be fast to spot one.
 
#39
I am not much of a fan of scene people. I don't like emo music in general. But I choose to ignore people I don;t like instead of wasting my time on them. I give everyone a chance no matter what they look like.

Even girls that dress like sluts need friends right?
 
#40
I like emo.

My bangs are cut so that they could be in my face if I chose to wear them that way.

I wear tight pants (Levi 511 skinnys).

They don't crush my junk, and i'm a "normal" sized person.

And I listen to emo music. (I Hate Myself, Saetia, Claire De Lune, fordirelifesake, I Would Set Myself On Fire For You, La Dispute, A Petal Fallen, ect)

I'm not an emo kid.

Questions?
 

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