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The fortune cookie thread

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by bassteban, Mar 18, 2008.

  1. Remember to add the two special words* at the end.

    Just got this one: Today you should be the leader. Things will go your way.
    I saved this one; it's in my wallet: A financial investment will yield returns beyond your hopes.

    *in bed. :D
  2. "you will soon make new friends" In bed.

  3. Stu L.

    Stu L.

    Nov 27, 2001
    Corsicana, Texas
    "You would prosper in the field of wacky inventions"... "in bed" :eyebrow:
  4. hbarcat

    hbarcat Supporting Member

    Aug 24, 2006
    Rochelle, Illinois
    Today is not your day. You would have been better off staying in bed. ...uh, wait a minute......
  5. Save 2 cents on your next purchase of fortune cookies...in bed.
  6. peterbright


    Jan 23, 2007
    On The Bayou
    Don't worry...Be happy in bed.
  7. You will find good looking girls. In Bed.
  8. I'm searching for the hidden meaning here...
  9. you will find joy with a new partner. in bed
  10. HollowBassman


    Jun 24, 2007
    Hancock, MD
    I better not! I just bought her a necklace.
  11. Cerb


    Sep 27, 2004
    My girlfriend once got one that simply said A great man is in bed. I'm angry that she didn't save it.

    The one in my wallet, which makes little sense, is Pat yourself on the back for creating an opportunity in bed.
  12. Lalabadie

    Lalabadie Guest

    Jan 11, 2007
    I'm thinking of this ad, where the guy asks his GF.
    So the cracker would say: Would you marry me? in bed.

    I recently had Remember yesterday, but live for today. in bed.
  13. Jared Lash

    Jared Lash Born under punches

    Aug 21, 2006
    Denver, CO
    Yesterday's lunch: "Today is the day. Be confident and aggressive." * in bed

    Last week I got one that, while it doesn't work with "in bed" tacked on, was funny enough that I keep it in my wallet. It read:

    "Heads you do it, tails you go home."

    I've since used that method twice.
  14. its a valid decision making device:cool: but remember any coin smaller than a quarter has no authority in a decision. a dollar coin is best:smug:
  15. Ericman197


    Feb 23, 2004
    "Eat more Chinese food... in bed"

  16. The BurgerMeister

    The BurgerMeister musician.

    Apr 13, 2006
    Big Bear, CA
    i saved this one, just because it's so weird:

    You are working hard.*

    *(in bed)

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