The fortune cookie thread

[bassteban]

Remember to add the two special words* at the end.

Just got this one: Today you should be the leader. Things will go your way.
I saved this one; it's in my wallet: A financial investment will yield returns beyond your hopes.

*in bed.

 

[iamlowsound]

"you will soon make new friends" In bed.

lowsound

 

[Stu L.]

"You would prosper in the field of wacky inventions"... "in bed"

 

[hbarcat]

Today is not your day. You would have been better off staying in bed. ...uh, wait a minute......

 

[skaliwag66]

Save 2 cents on your next purchase of fortune cookies...in bed.

 

[peterbright]

Don't worry...Be happy in bed.

 

[unclejam]

You will find good looking girls. In Bed.

 

[bassteban]

You will find good looking girls. In Bed.

I'm searching for the hidden meaning here...

 

[jonathan_matos5]

you will find joy with a new partner. in bed

 

[HollowBassman]

you will find Joy with a new partner. in bed

I better not! I just bought her a necklace.

 

[Cerb]

My girlfriend once got one that simply said A great man is in bed. I'm angry that she didn't save it.

The one in my wallet, which makes little sense, is Pat yourself on the back for creating an opportunity in bed.

 

[Lalabadie]

I'm thinking of this ad, where the guy asks his GF.
So the cracker would say: Would you marry me? in bed.

I recently had Remember yesterday, but live for today. in bed.

 

[Jared Lash]

Yesterday's lunch: "Today is the day. Be confident and aggressive." * in bed


Last week I got one that, while it doesn't work with "in bed" tacked on, was funny enough that I keep it in my wallet. It read:

"Heads you do it, tails you go home."

I've since used that method twice.

 

[jonathan_matos5]

Yesterday's lunch: "Today is the day. Be confident and aggressive." * in bed


Last week I got one that, while it doesn't work with "in bed" tacked on, was funny enough that I keep it in my wallet. It read:

"Heads you do it, tails you go home."

I've since used that method twice.

its a valid decision making device but remember any coin smaller than a quarter has no authority in a decision. a dollar coin is best

 

[Ericman197]

"Eat more Chinese food... in bed"

 

[The BurgerMeister]

i saved this one, just because it's so weird:

You are working hard.*



*(in bed)