The Genie Game!

[Fassa Albrecht]

Wish granted, but it's only because you lose your right arm and both legs!


I wish that I had a record deal.

 

[peaveyuser]

wish granted but nobody buys it

I wish Fassa was a better bass player so she would stop saying she should of took up drums instead

 

[Fassa Albrecht]

Wish granted, but the unfortunate loss of one of my arms means I take up drums anyway.


I wish that I could play upright bass!

 

[HollowBassman]

Granted, but you're now really old and have no friends.
I wish to be superman.

 

[Fassa Albrecht]

Wish granted, but you then find a crime-free Earth.


I wish that I could play the Moog synthesizer.

 

[peaveyuser]

wish granted but my used-to-be-pet hippo eats it, then you, then your family, you gotta watch out for that hippo mafia

I wish I could write a instrumental well

 

[Fassa Albrecht]

Wish granted, but you can never play them well.



I wish that I had really long hair.

 

[HollowBassman]

Granted, but it's on your chin!
I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow.

 

[Fassa Albrecht]

wish granted, but you end up in hospital with all 4 limbs broken.

I wish that I could sing and play bass at the same time.

 

[HollowBassman]

Granted, but you sing like Les Claypool and play like Pete Wentz(SP?)
I wish I hadn't ate so much.

 

[Fassa Albrecht]

Wish granted, but then you can't eat for the next 6 days!


I wish that I could find a theremin.

 

[peaveyuser]

wish granted but my but it's owned by a hippo and well you know what will happen next.

I wish Fassa was a hippo

 

[HollowBassman]

Wish granted, but she still has a crush on you, causing your friends and family to believe you're into beastiality.

I wish someone would post in the "Banned" thread.

 

[Mark Perry]

Granted, but that someones a mod and he actaully does ban you

I wish i had Peaveys pet Rhino

 

[c_joseph_lier]

Granted, but then it dies and goes to Hippo Heaven ...

I Wish I hadn't said that!

 

[peaveyuser]

true but now a ghost hippo that never dies comes after you, wait how does a Rhino go to hippo heaven?

I wish I could go see Rush

 

[louieeadg]

Wish granted but its the last concert you ever get to see.

I wish my car battery didn't die during the weekend, making me an hour and a half late to work today...

 

[Mark Wilson]

Granted. But you get there and you're fired for slacking on your work.

I wish I could sight read anything.

 

[JNowiski]

Granted. But you get there and you're fired for slacking on your work.

I wish I could sight read anything.

wish granted but you don't have any instrument to play

i wish nothing bad would ever happen to me

 

[c_joseph_lier]

Wish granted, but nothing good happens either, absolutly nothing happens to you ever again ...

I wish that my hands could play all of the notes that I hear in my head on the bass...