The Genie Game!

[JNowiski]

hmmmm


I still wish Fassa was a Hippo cept she needs a theme song too


heheheh Fassa the hippo

i'll steal your wish!

I wish fassa was a hippo.

 

[owensea777]

Granted, but he sprays s**t all over you with his wagging tail.

I wish I was more like everyone's idol, MajorMetal

 

[Mark Perry]

Granted. But you develop a crush on Condy Rice

I wish i had a big boat, which would float and sail well

 

[DbNBassist]

Wish granted but its made of salt and dissolves as soon as it gets out into water.

I wish to get laid!

 

[louieeadg]

Wish granted but you turn into George Bush(sr.) so you have to play the horizontal shuffle with Barbara Bush for the rest of your life...

I wish I had some clean clothes.

 

[905]

Wish granted but they're full of holes and no one likes them anyway, so you can't wear them anywhere outside your house which becomes so small because your clothes take up so much space so you really just have to toss them out and wish for more but then you'd eventually have to toss them out too.

I wish I didn't have to go to school to get a good job :/

 

[DbNBassist]

Wish granted but you now live in a communist society where everyone gets paid the same.

I wish I could get this sand out of my hair.

 

[gold_member_321]

Wish granted but you now live in a communist society where everyone gets paid the same.

I wish I could get this sand out of my hair.

Wish Granted, but you get it in my cereal


I wish for another Bugatti Veyron ( Google it )

 

[JimS]

I wish for another Bugatti Veyron ( Google it )

Granted. It's totalled by a UPS truck (delivering a bass) right as you drive off from the dealership. You are unscathed.

I wish to have intimate carnal relations with every Playboy Playmate Bunny of the month from 2007.

 

[HollowBassman]

Granted, but not until they're dead.
I wish I could speak(type) well enough to post in the lobby.

 

[louieeadg]

Wish granted, but with all the extra brain muscle you have you one day wake up in an enlightened state. Much to your dismay you realize you've been living in W. Virginia. You slowly get out of bed, being careful not to wake your sister, pack your things, and leave...without saying a word to anyone. 10 years later you publish a book, "Chronicles of a Brain in the Midst of Decay: Tales of Horror from the Hillsides of the "Wild and Wonderful" State". But nobody buys it because the title is too long. You end up moving back to West Virginia to live by yourself in the mountains with your pet black bear....

I wish I didn't live somewhere just as sad as West Virginia.

 

[Fassa Albrecht]

Wish granted, but you now live on a desert island with no-one to talk to.


I wish that my wrists would stop hurting me so I can play bass again.

 

[Mark Perry]

Granted, but your legs fall off.

I wish it would stop raining long enough to go outside.

 

[louieeadg]

Wish granted but when you go outside it starts raining cats and dogs. You try to catch a cat and it ends up clawing you in the face. While wiping blood off your face, an un-neutered dog lands directly on your nose, knocking you to the ground in an unconscious state. You wake up 4 hours later in the middle of Exeter, Devon, England with an un-neutered dog humping your face. A few months later, your face gives birth to a liter of puppies. You make millions.

I wish I could make millions giving birth to a liter of puppies from my face...

 

[Fassa Albrecht]

Wish granted, but you then end up as a freakshow participant in Blackpool.


I wish that I could ski.

 

[louieeadg]

Wish granted but.....Sonny Bono....


I wish Sonny would have learned how to ski first.