The Genie Game!

[Mark Perry]

Granted, but it all happens involuntarily, and you have to live in a padded room.

Fassa: Granted but you had to sell a kidney and 10 pints of blood to afford it all


I wish i could drive

 

[Fassa Albrecht]

Wish granted, but it's driving oxen to plough the fields.



I wish that I could speak Kyoto dialect Japanese.

 

[JNowiski]

Granted, but you can no longer look at porn.

I wish I had more wishes.

you dirty bastard. :scowl:

 

[peaveyuser]

Wish granted, but it's driving oxen to plough the fields.



I wish that I could speak Kyoto dialect Japanese.

granted but a hippo sits on you

I wish someone would give me a free amp head

 

[jackcregg]

Granted

But it will cost your soul


I wish to be right handed

 

[Mark Perry]

Granted, but now all lefties are rightys (vice versa) and production shifts accordingly

I wish i had a pet giraffe, and a pet hippo

 

[peaveyuser]

Granted but I get to keep the pet Rhino


I wish gear was cheaper

 

[gold_member_321]

Granted, but now all lefties are rightys (vice versa) and production shifts accordingly

I wish i had a pet giraffe, and a pet hippo

Granted, but than they mate and make a Hippaffe, and it eats you.

I wish for a 90 foot yacht.

 

[peaveyuser]

granted but when your out in the Pacific Ocean at the coast of Japan Godzilla comes out and eats you and the yacht


I wish gear was cheaper

 

[Mark Perry]

Granted, but it turns out to be a raft made of 90 feet

Edit: Granted, but you buy too many amps, and electrocute yourself, in an attempt to hook them all up

I wish i had Peaveys rhino

 

[gold_member_321]

granted but when your out in the Pacific Ocean at the coast of Japan Godzilla comes out and eats you and the yacht


I wish gear was cheaper

Granted, but now your electricity bill is 1200 dollars a month.

I wish it would rain here.

 

[jackcregg]

Granted, but it floods


I wish i was in bed

 

[Mark Wilson]

Granted. But it's with a HUGE, hairy woman, and you have no room to move.


I wish I could get gigs with my band in Toronto.

 

[Fassa Albrecht]

wish granted, but the gigs are in biker bars!


I wish I was IN a gigging band.

 

[owensea777]

wish granted, but the gigs are in biker bars!


I wish I was IN a gigging band.

Wish granted, but the band plays exclusively in biker bars. Gay biker bars.

I wish my girlfriend could suck the chrome off a Chevy.

 

[Fassa Albrecht]

Wish granted, then she leaves you.....


I wish that I was doing a music degree rather than a Latin degree.

 

[JNowiski]

Wish granted, then she leaves you.....


I wish that I was doing a music degree rather than a Latin degree.

wish granted...but now you can't read music.


i wish i didn't have to go back to work tomorrow.

 

[Fassa Albrecht]

Wish granted, but only because you lose your job.


I wish that I had taken up drums instead of bass now...

 

[JNowiski]

Wish granted, but only because you lose your job.


I wish that I had taken up drums instead of bass now...

wish granted but you keep breaking snare heads.

i wish i WOULD lose my job (without going to jail).

 

[peaveyuser]

I wish that I had taken up drums instead of bass now...

:scowl: