The Genie Game!

[eedre]

Wish granted - but it's a deformed stub that sticks out the side of your hip.

I wish I had four arms, like Goro from Mortal Kombat.

 

[Fassa Albrecht]

Wish granted but you then have no legs.

I wish that I was queen of a country.

 

[funkydjembe]

Granted, but those four arms would have a mind of their own and concentrate on only one thing,,, so you would die because your thingy fell off.

I wish I could travel back in time

 

[eedre]

Wish granted but you then have no legs.

I wish that I was queen of a country.

Aww cruel!

Wish granted. But you rule the country of LamEo and live in a town called Lamesville!

I wish I was a comedian.

 

[Fassa Albrecht]

Wish granted, but you end up doing cheap beachside routines in Blackpool.

 

[funkydjembe]

Since you wished for nothing ,,your nose will fall off

I wish I had a sailboat

 

[Fassa Albrecht]

Wish granted, but it sinks on the maiden voyage.


I wish that I was at church right now...

 

[HollowBassman]

Wish granted, enjoy the funeral!
I wish that I would have been here earlier to post a really funny response to an earlier wish.

 

[Fassa Albrecht]

Wish granted, but you then get sniped by another poster.


I wish that Chris2112 would stop battering Shergold basses.

 

[Mark Perry]

Granted, but then he comes to love them, buys them out with a massive lottery win, and wont let you play any.

I wish i was super inteligent

 

[JNowiski]

wish granted, but your in a complete veggitative (sp?) state.

i wish the fastest internet connection in the world like that old lady from europe.

 

[owensea777]

Granted, but you can no longer look at porn.

I wish I had more wishes.

 

[Fassa Albrecht]

Granted, but you give them away to the poor and needy.

I wish that I was back in Newcastle right now, in the music shop.

 

[peaveyuser]

granted but you do something really stupid in that music store

I wish I had an 8 string bass

 

[Fassa Albrecht]

Wish granted, but you then lose an arm and can't play it.


I wish I wasn't so deaf....

 

[Mark Perry]

Granted, but now you're hearings so sensitive, you have to avoid all gigs.

I wish for world peace (mmm, cheesy)

 

[HollowBassman]

Granted- http://youtube.com/watch?v=WGoi1MSGu64

I wish that I was more creative without any other part of my life being different.

 

[Fassa Albrecht]

Wish granted, but yor creativity turns you insane.



I wish that when I move into my new flat, my new housemates will accept I am a bassist.

 

[gold_member_321]

Granted, They accept it, but than they kick your ass for playing at 2 in the morning

I wish I had another 4 pound lobster tonight ( I had one last night.)

 

[Fassa Albrecht]

Granted, but it then turns out to be still alive when you get it and you are bitten by it.



I wish that I could read any Latin text without a dictionary.