The Genie Game!

[eedre]

Granted. But you smoke crack instead now.

I wish it was 3:30...

 

[louieeadg]

Wish granted. But it is now 3:31...year 2059 and electricity has been outlawed as well as music and picking your nose.


I wish I could go back to bed.

 

[c_joseph_lier]

Wish Granted, but your bed is now a bed of nails ...

I wish that I had a Musicman 5 String bass

 

[louieeadg]

Wish granted, but you develope a disorder where you freak out whenever you see/hear the number 5 or any multiple of it so you throw the 5'er out the window in a fit of rage...

I wish my last wish could still be granted...

 

[c_joseph_lier]

Wish Granted, but just like the movie Groundhog Day, you wake up in this exact moment wishing that you could go to bed ...

I Wish that I could start my weekend NOW!

 

[louieeadg]

Wish granted, but instead of your original plans, you have to fill in for Pete Wentz's bass sound...you'll be the guy in the back of the stage actually playing the songs while he acts like he's playing them.

I wish I could live the movie "Groundhog Day"...did you see Bill's piano skills by the end of the movie?

 

[c_joseph_lier]

Wish Granted, but you also receive his hair line ...

I wish that I didn't have G.A.S.!

 

[eedre]

Granted. But you have to re-live a day when your best friend made you go to a Fall Out Boy show and instead of piano skills - you get Pete Wentz's bass skills.

I wish my extended family were closer

 

[louieeadg]

wish granted, but now you're living a psychotic nightmare similar to Everybody Loves Raymond where your grandparents are the most annoying people on earth and they come over E-V-E-R-Y-D-A-Y!! muwahahaha


I wish I didn't just type "muwahahaha"

 

[c_joseph_lier]

Wish Granted, of course, by saying muwahahaha, you have turned into the Count from Sesame Street

I wish that Jaco and Jimi and Jim could have jammed once on earth and done a CD ...

 

[Ripper]

granted, but then all other musician's gave up hope because it was too great


I wish it would rain more

 

[louieeadg]

Granted, but you've been asked by Morgan Freeman to build a big boat and put 2 of every animal/insect in there, putting your political career on hold, and "saving life on earth" or something because it will rain continously for 40 days.

I wish I didn't have so much useless information in my head.

 

[c_joseph_lier]

Wish Granted, but now, all of the useful information in your head is in Aramaic, which you don't speak ...

I Wish that I had a dollar for everyone else's wishes in this thread

 

[louieeadg]

Wish granted, but you get taxed on all of it so you only make about 10 bucks.

I wish Monopoly didn't have a "Go to Jail" feature...

 

[c_joseph_lier]

Wish Granted, but only if you actually go to jail ...

I wish that there was a rent-A-Center for instruments, so you could "Pay as you Play"

 

[louieeadg]

Wish granted, only its part of a "New Look, New Attitude" campaign by Guitar Center and every other music shop in the world folds because they can't compete with the lay-away option at the new Guitar Centers....

banned for wishing for such a thing...

 

[louieeadg]

oops, wrong thread

 

[c_joseph_lier]

Wish cannot be granted, try again later, but not on the Genie/ Banned thread ... Wait, where am I mommy?

I wish I could find my pants!

 

[louieeadg]

Wish granted, but your legs fall off due to gang green of your left pinky toe.


I wish I could talk to the fishies like Aquaman.

 

[c_joseph_lier]

Wish Granted, but you find out that they really are boring, and just think about pooping ...

I wish I could be invicible for one day!