The Genie Game!

[louieeadg]

wish granted, but you pissed everybody in the world off on the day you were invincible so the next day you are stoned, hung, and shot.

I wish I owned a magic carpet.

 

[c_joseph_lier]

Granted, but you fly over a church, get a string caught on the steeple, and it unravels beneath you ...

I Wish that I could have three wishes!

 

[louieeadg]

Wish granted but the genie remembers than in the movie, Aladdin, the genie said "wishing for more wishes" is not allowed so you get zero wishes.

I wish people would remember the genie rules.

 

[c_joseph_lier]

Wish Granted, but then again, the Genie laughs at you remembering the Genie Rules, and makes you talk like Robin Williams for three days ...

I wish that I could go home now ...

 

[louieeadg]

Wish granted but you realize that in all this talk about genies and robin williams, you remember the saying in Lion King, "Home is where your rump rests." So you are already home...

I wish I could stop playing these games.

 

[Chipsonfire]

Wish granted, but only because your eyes were poked out.

I wish I didn't think of Game Genie every time I saw this thread...

 

[louieeadg]

Wish granted but the super mario them played on an accordian will forever be embedded in your brain. If you're not playing bass, you hear the accordian!!


I wish I had an accordian.

 

[Ripper]

granted, you become incredibly good at it, make it main-stream and get shot by someone who loathes it

i wish my band could stay together for more than one gig

 

[MakiSupaStar]

Granted. They stay together for the rest of your lives and suddenly you find yourselves playing screaming emo at the ripe old age of 60.

I wish I could breath underwater.

 

[funkydjembe]

wish granted but it's only sewage water

I wish I had x-ray vision

 

[louieeadg]

Wish granted but you get a court order to have to work at a nursing home the rest of your life and the genie never gave you an instruction booklet on how to shut off your x-ray vision...


I wish I had a beer.

 

[Fassa Albrecht]

Wish granted, but it's an non-alcoholic beer, made from banana.

I wish that I could play chess really well.

 

[funkydjembe]

wish granted , but the world loves your chess playing so much that they cut off your head and put it in a canister (like in futurama) and you have to dictate chess moves for a thousand years.

I wish I could jump a thousand yards and land safely

 

[Fassa Albrecht]

Wish granted, but when you do jump for the first time, you fail to see a cable and you hit it, losing an arm.

I wish that I had a full 12 layer kimono with okobo shoes and hairpins.

 

[louieeadg]

Granted. But Steven Spielberg sees you walking down the street and the next thing you know, you're cast for a transvestite version of Memoirs of a Geisha II. Needless to say your social life suffers.


I wish it would rain here, this heat is killing me.

 

[Fassa Albrecht]

Wish granted, but then your storm drains backfire and your house floods.


I wish that I was 30 now, with a job.

 

[eedre]

Wish granted but your job is a plumber.

I wish Santa Clause was real.

 

[Fassa Albrecht]

Wish granted, but he is now a children's party entertainer living on the Isle of Wight.

I wish that Level 42 would release a new album.

 

[louieeadg]

Wish granted but you go deaf the day before it comes out.


I wish the river would flood here...

 

[Fassa Albrecht]

Wish granted, but it then leaves 4 feet of silt in the streets.


I wish that I had three legs.