The Genie Game!

[peaveyuser]

granted but you can't speak English anymore

I wish I knew more theory

 

[Fassa Albrecht]

Granted but you then can't learn anything else.


I wish I was in Rome right now...

 

[peaveyuser]

granted but a giraffe eats you


I wish I had more discipline for learning

 

[gold_member_321]

Granted, but it then turns out to be still alive when you get it and you are bitten by it.

All of the lobsters I buy are still alive when I buy/cook them.

I live in Maine. Maine and its surrounding areas is where most of the worlds Lobster comes from, so I eat it pretty regularly.

Besides, the claws usually have heavy duty rubber bands around them, because it does hurt when you get pinched by the sharp claw.

 

[gold_member_321]

granted but a giraffe eats you


I wish I had more discipline for learning

Granted, but then all you want to do is learn how to play Electric guitar.

I wish for a dollar

 

[Fassa Albrecht]

All of the lobsters I buy are still alive when I buy/cook them.

I live in Maine. Maine and its surrounding areas is where most of the worlds Lobster comes from, so I eat it pretty regularly.

Besides, the claws usually have heavy duty rubber bands around them, because it does hurt when you get pinched by the sharp claw.

That's horrible!!!



Anyway, wish granted, but it's an Australian dollar and so no good.


I wish I could play another instrument besides bass.

 

[peaveyuser]

granted but a giraffe eats you

I wish I could pay off my dept

 

[gold_member_321]

granted but a giraffe eats you

I wish I could pay off my dept

Granted, but than you splurge on a fodera.

I wish for a truck with a 6 inch lift, and 26 inch chrome spinners.

 

[Fassa Albrecht]

Granted, but you then crash it....


I wish that Shergold were still making basses..........

 

[gold_member_321]

That's horrible!!!

But its so much better ocean fresh, right from the trap onto my stove in a big pot. YUM

I think I might go buy one later actually, hah. This is making me hungry.

 

[peaveyuser]

Fassa


granted but a giraffe eats you

I wish shergold basses never went into production

 

[Fassa Albrecht]

Wish (reluctantly) granted, but then Eccleshall basses become all the fashion and Hooky still has his bass
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I wish people would stop Shergold-bashing!!

 

[gold_member_321]

Granted but than they start bashing you.

I wish I owned the company that makes Atomic Hot Balls ( Hard candy)

 

[Fassa Albrecht]

Granted, but then you go bust....................


I wish people on TB would learn about British bands, seen as no-one or hardly anyone on here knows about New Order.

 

[peaveyuser]

granted but a giraffe eats you


I wish people listened to Fassa more

 

[Fassa Albrecht]

Wish granted but then people won't listen to anyone BUT me!



I wish that I was in church right now...

 

[Mark Perry]

Granted but Peaveys there with his pet giraffe (Guess what happens..)

I wish i was more witty

 

[Fassa Albrecht]

Granted but you crack jokes at bad times.


I wish Mark King was my personal private bass tutor...

 

[Bo_H]

Granted, but he's forgotten how to play and thinks he's Marlon Brando.

I wish I could levitate objects with my mind...

BO

 

[Fassa Albrecht]

Granted but then you start levitating buildings....


I wish that I had a decent bass and amp....