The Genie Game!

[Fassa Albrecht]

Wish granted, but you're then burnt at the stake.

I wish that I could sing.

 

[gold_member_321]

Wish granted, but you're then burnt at the stake.

I wish that I could sing.

Granted, but youir the singer in a Celine Dion cover band.


I wish I could go hunting right now.

 

[Fassa Albrecht]

Wish granted, but you only have a hand-pistol.

I wish that I was a drummer now...

 

[peaveyuser]

granted but he's a heroin addict that smells

I wish I had a rig

 

[Fassa Albrecht]

Wish granted, but then your basses get stolen...

I wish I could have a jamming session with Geddy Lee

 

[JimS]

I wish I could have a jamming session with Geddy Lee

Granted. But the power goes out and you only have electric instruments.

I wish to be dropping Squaw Valley's fingers (40' cliffs) into 10 feet of fresh pow!

 

[Fassa Albrecht]

Wish granted, but you then lose your memory

I wish that I was a member of New Order

 

[peaveyuser]

true but your the lead singer

I wish insurance for a camaro wasn't so expensive

 

[Fassa Albrecht]

true but your the lead singer

I wish insurance for a camaro wasn't so expensive

Wish granted, but then then the stock market crashes and you lose all your money anyway.

I wish I was a geisha

 

[peaveyuser]

wish granted but everybody else wishes you weren't so you now have no friends

I wish I had billy sheehan skills

 

[SpectorBass308]

granted, but its billy sheehan from north arkansas and you are now an excellent farmer.

I wish work ended early today.

 

[Johnny Fila]

granted, but its billy sheehan from north arkansas and you are now an excellent farmer.

I wish work ended early today.

your wish is my command! your effin fired as of 9am this morning.

iwish i didnt post in this thread.

 

[Mike Money]

I grant your wish, but now you are bob. And bob has man boobs.


I wish for eva longoria to be at my disposal.

 

[jonathan_matos5]

I grant your wish, but now you are bob. And bob has man boobs.


I wish for eva longoria to be at my disposal.

granted but she dies right before introducing her self.

i wish my bassballs pedal would get shipped to me overnight

 

[SpectorBass308]

wish granted but you died of joy as soon as it arrived.


i wish

 

[gold_member_321]

i wish my bassballs pedal would get shipped to me overnight

Granted, but some one messed up and shipped you a behringer chorus pedal.

I wish I was an admin.

 

[Fassa Albrecht]

On Talkbass? Wish granted, but you then decide to change instruments and become a guitarist.


I wish I was in a gigging band.

 

[unclejam]

wish granted but they throw tomatoes

i wish i didn't have to scoop poo!

 

[HollowBassman]

Wish granted, now you have to pluck it up with your hands.

I wish I was better with words.

 

[Fassa Albrecht]

Wish granted, but you then develop a phobia of numbers

I wish I knew fluent ancient Greek