The Genie Game!

[Bo_H]

Wish granted, now you have to pluck it up with your hands.

I wish I was better with words.

Granted--but now you speak Klingon exclusively.

I wish I was 21 again.

Bo

 

[Fassa Albrecht]

Wish granted, but you find it's a parallel universe and suddenly you're a lass


I wish I could live in Ancient Roman times

 

[HollowBassman]

Wish granted, and you are beaten for "wasting time playing music instead of doing chores."
I wish I didn't stay out so late last night.

 

[Fassa Albrecht]

Wish granted, but then you're booked in for several late-night gigs anyway


I wish I had a Shergold bass guitar

 

[peaveyuser]

granted but the neck is cracked and it's got rogue pickups

I wish I could play my bass better

 

[werbo1]

wish not granted.

I wish for hairs on my chinny chinny chin

 

[unclejam]

go get a faux beard

 

[Fassa Albrecht]

wish not granted.

I wish for hairs on my chinny chinny chin

Wish granted, but you end up as a Santa at every family Christmas celebration.

I wish that I was a pro-cyclist.

 

[cash87]

Wish Granted, but you lose every race.

I wish I could never get a speeding ticket for the rest of my life.

 

[Fassa Albrecht]

Wish granted, but you end up in jail instead



I wish I was a drummer...

 

[gold_member_321]

Wish granted, but you get banned from TB.


I wish for a lifetime supply of bacon.

 

[Fassa Albrecht]

Wish granted, but then you want to become vegetarian

I wish I could live in Japan, in Kyoto.

 

[JimS]

I wish I could live in Japan, in Kyoto.

Granted. Followed by an earthquake with the epicenter in Kyoto and swinging a nice 16.8 on the Richter scale.

I wish for no more alimony payments starting NOW.

 

[username n/a]

Granted. Followed by an earthquake with the epicenter in Kyoto and swinging a nice 16.8 on the Richter scale.

I wish for no more alimony payments starting NOW.

granted,but now you have to buy me a Rickenbacker 4005

i wish i could meet Iron Maiden

 

[Fassa Albrecht]

Wish granted but you're now deaf


I wish that I had my Latin and Greek degree already.

 

[NamelessOne]

Granted, but you can't speak english anymore.

I wish I can live a long, happy life.

 

[Jazzin']

Granted, but you can't speak english anymore.

I wish I can live a long, happy life.

Granted, but your after-life will be long and unhappy. Sorry.


I wish I could fall asleep at a more reasonable time.

 

[Fassa Albrecht]

Wish granted but you get only 4 hours sleep after falling asleep.


I wish that I had a Princess Status bass......

 

[gold_member_321]

Granted, but you wake up at 5am every morning.

I wish I had a dollar for everytime someone has called me tall ( im 6'4)

 

[Mark Wilson]

Granted, but you wake up at 5am every morning.

I wish I had a dollar for everytime someone has called me tall ( im 6'4)

Wish Granted. But now, you're the shortest person you know.


I wish I could fly!