The Genie Game!

[Fassa Albrecht]

Wish granted but you then fly too close to the sun and your wings melt....you then crash into the sea.



I wish I was a professional bassist.

 

[Jazzin']

Wish Granted. But now, you're the shortest person you know.


I wish I could fly!

Granted, but the US government will shoot you down under suspicion of terror.

Wish granted but you then fly too close to the sun and your wings melt....you then crash into the sea.

I wish I was a professional bassist.

Granted, but you don't get a roadie.


I wish for WORLD PEACE!!!!!

 

[unclejam]

Granted, but the US government will shoot you down under suspicion of terror.


Granted, but you don't get a roadie.


I wish for WORLD PEACE!!!!!

granted but it sucks

I wish for something thats nothing

 

[Fassa Albrecht]

Wish granted, you get nothing


I wish that I had better hearing......

 

[ADbassman]

Granted...but they had to transplant your ears on your ass.


I wish I wasn't working so damn much this week.

 

[Fassa Albrecht]

Wish granted, but you work 15 hour shifts next week



I wish that people would stop calling my favourite bassist Peter Hook crap..................

 

[Kosko]

Wish granted, but people still don't know who Peter Hook is.

I wish I could find a place that rents Double Basses.

 

[Mark Wilson]

Wish granted, people still don't know who Peter Hook is.

I wish I could find a place that rents Double Basses.

Wish Granted. http://www.long-mcquade.com/

I wish I could have an Ampeg 8x10

 

[Fassa Albrecht]

Wish granted, but your bass gets replaced with a Squier


I wish I could sing like Mark King...

 

[Mark Wilson]

Wish granted, but your bass gets replaced with a Squier


I wish I could sing like Mark King...

Wish Denied! because my main bass is a squier!

Owned.

I wish all my debts would be paid off.

 

[Fassa Albrecht]

Wish granted, but you then become money-obsessed


I wish that someone would grant my wish to sing like Mark King.

 

[anonymous_111514]

Wish granted, but you then become money-obsessed


I wish that someone would grant my wish to sing like Mark King.

wish granted but an error occurs in the wish and sing like bart fing the 85 yr old jewish rapper.


I wish i didnt have mono now. (who wants a kiss?)

 

[Fassa Albrecht]

Wish granted, but you still don't get any kisses!

I wish I wasn't as strange as I am.

 

[Bo_H]

Wish granted, but you still don't get any kisses!

I wish I wasn't as strange as I am.

Granted, but you are whisked away to another planet where our "normal" is their "strange". Therefore, you are again strange.

I wish I had an extra finger on each hand...

 

[peaveyuser]

granted but they are curled and deforemed so you can't play bass

I wish I could play bass better

 

[username n/a]

granted but your bass get stolen

i wish i had a six string p bass

 

[Bo_H]

granted but your bass get stolen

i wish i had a six string p bass

Granted; but the strings are spaghetti.

I wish I had a motorcycle...

Bo

 

[Fassa Albrecht]

Granted, but you then receive a speeding ticket.

I wish that I could slap-bass really well.

 

[Baryonyx]

Granted, but Hellborg, Hamm and King will always be the champions...

I wish I was @ Calvin Harris's house.

 

[Fassa Albrecht]

Granted, but he himself isn't there


I wish that indie bassists got more respect.