The Haiku Thread

[elgecko]

I seethe with anger

Rage and hate burst from within

This is Rage Haiku

 

[projectMalamute]

I see you driving
round town with the girl I love
and I'm like f**k you

 

[elgecko]

To the slow driver

Getting passed on left and right

Move the **** over!

 

[elgecko]

People walking dogs

Leaving dog poop on my lawn

You are all ********!

 

[Dirk Diggler]

Music is the Best
Frank Zappa often would say
I have to agree

 

[blastoff99]

I just bought a bass
From a TB'er on here.
I hope I like it!

 

[Eric Perry]

I see you driving
round town with the girl I love
and I'm like f**k you

Ceeku.

 

[Jay2U]

(Rage style Haiku)

Rage against the world
The wrong world of the others
Just my world is good

 

[elgecko]

Pillowy cloud bank

From behind the horizon

The sun peeks gently

 

[blastoff99]

Haiku are good for
Piling on the posts today.
Higher post count, please.

 

[Jay2U]

Snow is falling here
It's thin like powdered sugar
But not a sweet though

 

[elgecko]

Don't eat yellow snow

Watch out where the huskies go

Life on the tundra

 

[GreenWithEnvy]

There is this one thread
That I find hysterical
I reread weekly

http://www.talkbass.com/forum/f8/what-ultimate-cliche-tb-bass-838753/

 

[Jay2U]

Yellow snow is bad
Brown snow must be even worse
Huskies do not care

 

[Jay2U]

Freezing cold down here

Dry air does cause wood to shrink

Keep tuning the bass

 

[elgecko]

Carbon fiber necks

impervious to changes

in temps and moisture

 

[Jay2U]

Those basses lóòk gòód

Wish I,d so many basses

I've got only one

 

[rosanne]

Bucket of water
On floor heater keeps my bass
in tune, No shrinkage

 

[Jay2U]

Picking on picking.

Maybe pluckers can be plucked.

How 'bout the finger?

 

[Funky Ghost]

Winter chills my throne
Clinched muscles slowly relax
COLD WATER!! Damn splash...