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The Infamous Band Name Thread
- Thread starter The Owl
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Just came across this site and thought there must be some good ones on here:
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Some friggin GREAT ideas in this thread... unicornhole makes me giggle every time.
Aural Sex
Free Bass Hangover
Cone of Soilants
Ninja Please
Chubby Interns
Rubber Biscuit
Double Dip Chip and the Salsa Kings
Cyklon B
Jump to Confusions
Mafia Miss Men
Trailer Park Tornado
Previous Administration
Lead Paint
Porn Stache
Clinton's Humidor
Aural Sex
Free Bass Hangover
Cone of Soilants
Ninja Please
Chubby Interns
Rubber Biscuit
Double Dip Chip and the Salsa Kings
Cyklon B
Jump to Confusions
Mafia Miss Men
Trailer Park Tornado
Previous Administration
Lead Paint
Porn Stache
Clinton's Humidor
I got all of these just looking at headlines @ cnn.com today (if they are in quotes, they are word for word):
"Cup of Conan"
Graphic Content
"Trashed Cassette Tapes"
J. Assange and the Leaks
Global Porn Ring
Busted Porn Ring
"Poised to Fail"
Cartoon Threats
"Posthumous Chart Toppers"
"Favorite Culinary Weapons"
Former TV Chefs
Overused Phrases
____ and the Royal Wedding
Chernobyl Tourism Board
"And the Nominees Are . . ."
"Hookers for Jesus"
Panic or Murder
We Know About You
Popular on Facebook
Asylum Seekers
Saccharine and the EPA
"Snowman Hit-And-Run"
Gun Charges
Bail Granted
"Politics as Usual"
"Case for Justin Bieber"
Aorta Tear
Drug Lord Bibles
The New York Times was a goldmine, too:
Megalobster
"Human Milk For Sale"
The Performance Enhancements
"Emotional Spell Check" (bonus points for spelling it wrong)
"Perfect Parallel Parking"
"Real-Time Inflation Calculator"
"The Bra Mask"
Staph Trail
Vanishing Mind
"Human Incubator"
"Year Long Binge"
______ Seeks Winning Equation
"Rare Earth Shortage"
It was a boring day at work.
"Cup of Conan"
Graphic Content
"Trashed Cassette Tapes"
J. Assange and the Leaks
Global Porn Ring
Busted Porn Ring
"Poised to Fail"
Cartoon Threats
"Posthumous Chart Toppers"
"Favorite Culinary Weapons"
Former TV Chefs
Overused Phrases
____ and the Royal Wedding
Chernobyl Tourism Board
"And the Nominees Are . . ."
"Hookers for Jesus"
Panic or Murder
We Know About You
Popular on Facebook
Asylum Seekers
Saccharine and the EPA
"Snowman Hit-And-Run"
Gun Charges
Bail Granted
"Politics as Usual"
"Case for Justin Bieber"
Aorta Tear
Drug Lord Bibles
The New York Times was a goldmine, too:
Megalobster
"Human Milk For Sale"
The Performance Enhancements
"Emotional Spell Check" (bonus points for spelling it wrong)
"Perfect Parallel Parking"
"Real-Time Inflation Calculator"
"The Bra Mask"
Staph Trail
Vanishing Mind
"Human Incubator"
"Year Long Binge"
______ Seeks Winning Equation
"Rare Earth Shortage"
It was a boring day at work.
I have a friend who works for the EPA. During all the media coverage of the Gulf oil well spill, he noted on his FB page some great band names that came out of that coverage:
Top Kill
Junk Shot
Nest of Weasles (which he said was used to describe the compliance/legislators, but that's another thread...)
Top Kill
Junk Shot
Nest of Weasles (which he said was used to describe the compliance/legislators, but that's another thread...)
Saw some flyers recently advertising a Hungarian metal band named Conan's First Date. Variations on that theme have a lot of potential... Darth Vader's First Date, for example.
