The Infamous Band Name Thread

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Butthurt Fanboys
Fresh Lawn Trimmings
Hot buttered muffins
The Frosted Pastries
Full Sausage
Larping Losers
Impaled by Impalas
Gonzo Grizzly Gangbang
Public Bathroom Diatribe
The Wanking Wallabies

 

[Metalbasspro]

Hot Chicken Love Sac

Rot Gut Moonshine

 

[Tyler Day]

I wanted to use these for a fusion/r&b band in college- greeted with crickets and blank stares.

Carnal Sanders & the Meatmallets
Pocket Protectors
Ovary-Z
and my favorite...
HYX

Ovary-Z Guitarist Tyler Day here, hello...if you want to book us, feel free to contact me. Gwilwilethion@hammerofthorrel on twitter...I'm on Facebook also. Cheers! -Tyler

 

[Jimmy4string]

The carnivorous cows
With
The fighting horsemen

 

[Stumbo]

Tommy Toaster and Sliced Bread
Johnny Roaster and the Green Beans

 

[Jimmy4string]

The Magnificent Love Dogs -Rock band and wrestling team

 

[Jimmy4string]

Server Clinton and the Tweeting Trumps

 

[Stumbo]

Lonely Lovers Conduminical Chorous aka Don't Depend on Us Band

 

[Ductapeman]

I always liked The Umberto Nobile Memorial Blues Society-- but no one these days remembers Admiral Nobile--

 

[BassCliff]

Hi,

Sorry, I haven't read through all of the names.

But I played a gig recently that made me think of this as a band name:

Cougar Bait



Thank you for your indulgence,

BassCliff

 

[Bard2dbone]

A friend suggested Cougar Petting Zoo for us. I liked it. Nobody else did.

 

[Stumbo]

Cougar Catch and Release Band

 

[biguglyman]

Drunken Uncle

Just like the way it sounds...

I was in a band years ago called Joe Puma and the Panthers. There was no Joe Puma but because some drunk ******* always came up and asked, we had to take turns being Joe.

And then there was the two-man offshoot of a band called The Guinea Pigs. The offshoot?: The Middle-Aged Mutant Ninja Guinea Pigs. google it...

 

[DblG]

Drunken Uncle

Just like the way it sounds...
...

There is or was a band here using that name, not sure if they're still playing or not.

 

[Stumbo]

Soft Water

 

[The Owl]

Fraud

Failure

 

[Stumbo]

Clear Gas

 

[Lesfunk]

The lonely boners

 

[Lesfunk]

Unleash the cretins!

 

[Lesfunk]

Flat Earth Posse