The Infamous Band Name Thread

[DudeistMonk]

I've always loved The Band cover bands band name "The The Band Band" I'd love to be in a The Band cover band but I couldn't compete with a name like that.

*say that 5 times fast*

They impacted *cough*fired*cough* some people around here not to long ago and it got this one stuck in my head "Corporate Johnny and the Impacted Executives"

 

[NickMarinelli]

The Quivering Uvulas
Testicular Sweat

 

[scrove]

The Seven Costanzas is a name that I came up with after watching a Seinfeld rerun recently.

 

[adronchase361]

Screaming Into A Mailbox

Now that is funny. Epic win.


But I really don't want anyone screaming in my mailbox...

Me: -goes to check mailbox-
Me: -finds a lunatic screaming in my mailbox-
Me: What a day.


Umm a few of my friends were talking about forming a little band the other day and this is what one guy thought of: The Flaming 5 Legged Japanese Bon-bon Miso Soups of Cheesy Terror.

Don't even ask me what goes on in his head.

 

[texasgreg]

I've wanted to name a band "Sarbanes Oxley Act"

From above posts, I think Bipolar Barbie and Reptile Dysfunction are great names, but Sarbanes is a hoot! It would have to be a prog band, don't cha think? I also liked smokin herb green and the rollers, and the The Chuck Cornea Eccentric Band.

What about a name that is a little off a famous artist? Eric Clackton? Jeff Bleck? Jack Bluce? Or the name of a famous band that is just a little off? Lez Zeppelin (real all girl tribute act).

I was in a great band in the 90's called Dick Cheese and the Crackers. The major Houston papers, in the early 90's, wouldn't print that name, so they would list us as CHEEZE AND CRACKERS. A spin off of that band was Roy Oyster and the Pearls. Back in the late 70's to early 80's, a noted Houston musician had a side band for sleezy clubs called Stumpy Bottoms and the Dry Heaves. Another Houston band name I liked was The Stumpgrinders.

 

[Surprise Panda!]

Fall Out Girl
Purple Floyd
Timi Hendrix
Shallow Purple
The What
ehT evaD swehttaM dnaB
Dolfin
Jesus Fruit Flies
Pearl Peanut Butter
113
-44
Baptized at the Disco!
Hawtplay
The Saturn [wth is a Volta] Volta
Mickey Mouse and the Heirloom Canadians

 

[M@ddest_H@tter!]

this is absolutely the coolest thread. I may end up using one of these names some day!

 

[The Owl]

Now that is funny. Epic win.


But I really don't want anyone screaming in my mailbox...

Me: -goes to check mailbox-
Me: -finds a lunatic screaming in my mailbox-
Me: What a day.


Umm a few of my friends were talking about forming a little band the other day and this is what one guy thought of: The Flaming 5 Legged Japanese Bon-bon Miso Soups of Cheesy Terror.

Don't even ask me what goes on in his head.

I actually got the idea from, of all things, a Flintstones cartoon, where Fred steps off a curb, his foot gets run over by a car (this is late at night), so rather than risking getting aticket for disturbing the peace, he hobbles to the nearest mailbox, opens the lid and screams into the mailbox, shuts the lid real fast, quite relieved. A moment or so later, this poor mailman comes to collect the mail, opens the box and Fred's scream comes out. His reply, "I better lay off that health food".

Whatever the writers were smoking had to be pretty good!

 

[john_g]

I absolutely LOVE:

Mattress Tag Police
Bipolar Barbie
Day Shift Strippers

Oh man, that last one I may just use...friggin riot.

 

[M@ddest_H@tter!]

Day Shift Strippers is a good one

 

[Mcfunkinstein]

jewish nazis(no joke we got denied several gigs cuz of it too)
the angsty angsts
sinning pope
a mormon and his dogs(give you a hint im the mormon please no polygamy jokes)
punk priests
and most recently Shotgun Nun
if you must know we play mostly punk if you couldnt guess already

 

[Ripper]

lip zit cold sore and the ever-present discomfort

 

[WickedPissah]

Shark Sandwich.

1 gig
3 songs
Infinite epicity

 

[KsToaDangr]

...is Van Gogh's Ear.

Some guys I went to high school with had a jam band called Death To Van Gogh's Ear, but then changed their name to The Goodtimes Mountain Jamboree Band

 

[Drewbacca]

My list made form the recycled brain-trash in my head (some of these I hope to use one day)

THE REVOLUTIONARY PENGUINS
Lockback
Unibrow
Moronica
Scared Pissless
The Sadistic Smiley
Flopmijunglism (don't ask)
The Mutated Orphan Fingernail
Help me tomorrow five minutes after yesterday
QWERTYUIOP
The Explosive Condiments
Chocolate Moose Dead on the Side of the Road
Booshka (if you know where this is from then good for you)
Holy Bovine
The Lupine Lapis Lazuli (say that 5 times fast)
Devil Chihuaha
The Organic Pesticides
Oxyclean Moron
The Cell Phone Guy
Earthian
HI (= hollering idiots)
RUN AWAY!
The Evil Remote
Universe of Prairie dogs
The Giant Cabbage People of the Seventh Dimension
Close Encounters of the Sexy Kind
WOOT
Pwnd
BOOM HEADSHOT
Dey Took Ar Jobs!
Ghandi with an M60
Drunk on Molotov Cocktails
TIMMY
Moosic
vanilla milk
Sorry did I say that out loud?
Sentient Condoms
A Boy and His Rabid Poodle
BannanaPort

 

[KsToaDangr]

another one "borrowed" from The Simpsons...I played 4 shows with some friends, and we called ourselves TASTES LIKE BURNING

 

[mccartneyman]

Forks, Knives, Spoons

If this groups adds horns, they become Silverware.

Some of my own:

A Band of Bagels (Klezmer)
Go Ask Your Father
Fries With That?
Let's Went
Envenomated
Rock N Roll Suicides
Mother Pussbucket

 

[FingeringAm]

The Vast
Statue of Liberty Popcicle
Cubes of Crushed Ice
3 way (3 man rockabilly band was really fun getting introduced )
Stillife Replay
SpecTator Casarole

 

[The Owl]

What Do You Want For Free?
Hot Air Enthusiast Club
The Clean Cut Hagmans
Police Donuts
Mal O'Propism
Oxy-Limbaugh
Lunesta Death Moth

 

[mccartneyman]

What Do You Want For Free?

Oh man ... I've played with people who actually said that.