The Infamous Band Name Thread

[ilovethesechord]

Termination Mirage.
Rigormortis F*ck
Praying for Apnea

 

[justincest]

This thread is a perfect explanation of why bassists don't name bands.

 

[MattMcCue]

I'm using Travolta.

 

[amos]

I'm using Travolta.

Do it, it's the best one I've heard so far.

 

[The Owl]

The Same McCain
Wooden Acting School

 

[kaputsport]

Franklin Mint and the Second Chance Offers

Buster Hymen and the Penetrators

 

[Willy2911]

Anarchy Babies
Airborne Gorilla Grenades
1 ton burrito

 

[Stumbo]

Dressed II Kill
Open Bar
Hit, the Monkey
Raise the Bar
Lower the Bar
Bar None
Barnaby Jones

 

[Scott Roc]

Monkey Knife Fights
Satanic Pajama Party
Phallitaur - 80's hair metal
Dusty Roads and His Ramblers - americana/rock/country

 

[Willy2911]

Squeeky Cheese
Chubby Chasers
Funkin Groovin
Sham alam a Ding dong
infinate sarcasim
petrafied twinkies

 

[Willy2911]

Barnyard lovin
Smut Junkies
Kicking the dog

 

[Bassguy61]

Certified Foul
Parental Mother
Painful Crust
Pilot Spunk

 

[Thump Jr.]

Wow, eight pages and the only name I would consider is "Inside Joke".

Here are some I've come up with:
Metafusion
Griever
Von Doom
The Incurably Strange
the Wayward Sons
Homunculus
Spooky Groove
Magnum Voltage
Groovy Thump
Groove Install
Nazarite
The Firebirds

 

[Ripper]

the death bluegrass band:

Alpaca Lips

 

[Mike Shevlin]

'Farting In New England' - I may need this one so please don't us it for your band.

 

[Chebass88]

Band name threads are the best!!! Here are a couple of mine:

Meet the boobies
Bugs on Drugs
The Credit Card Allstars
Spastic with Plastic
The Pork Farts
Lowfat Cat (Could also work as a diet / Asian restaurant)
Mu-ahh
The Red Tape Express
Sisters with Blisters
Kaufi Biens and the S. Presso Five (looks better in print)
Chemical Lab Rats
Bureacracy Democracy
Powers from Towers (would really only work if everyone dressed like magicians)
No Time for Change
Brand New Floppies
Hugo Z. Hackenbush & the Standish Five
Rufus T. Firefly & the Freedonia Bologna
My Toy Yoda
Congress
Glossy Pitchers
The Garage Mirage
The Big Booty Hose
The Charade Parade
Classical Stump
Swatted
Eyes and Tees
The Electric Yogurt Experience
Brawndo
Allright!

Thanks for the laughs - hope these are funny - they are to me!

imp

 

[quido228]

Chasing Lawnmowers
Red Group Collects

...just a couple i thought up.

 

[StyleOverShow]

Used to play with the band "Stark Naked and the Car Thieves"

 

[Wes1731]

Iron Nipple

 

[The Owl]

Absinthe Ballot
Presidential Erection
Third Person Bob
Woody Costanza
Newman's Eyes