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The Infamous Band Name Thread

My band did a brief stint as Chargrill Killers.

And, hopefully not a repost, but this is George Carlin's list of "Punk Bands I Have Known":

Tower Of Swine
Room In My Shorts
Mary Krenwinkle's Revenge
Sphincter Hoedown
Basket Of Fire
Trees For Lunch
Glandular Imbalance
A Fine Way To Die
Let's Pull Our Eyes Out
Sewer Transaction
Cosmic Groin Pull
Pudding Disease
A Rare Twinkie
Rubber Thoughts
******* Spotting
The Note ****ers
Puke All Night
Anal Lace
Gorilla ***s
Harmony Sucks
Warts, Waffles And Walter
Mess-Kit Germ Colony
Hideous Infant
Clots On The Move
Systematic Rejection
The Stillborn
Household Pest
Breach Of The Peace
Thankless Child
Persistent Rain
Days Of Doubt
Sack Of ****
Hole In My Scrotum
Ed, Formerly Don
Cocaine Snot Groove
Hilda ****s
Waitress Sweat
Infected Mole
This Band Needs Practice
 
Be careful about using "Travolta", Mr. Bungle were almost sued By John himself for naming a song off of their first album Travolta, funny enough they ended up naming the song "Quote Unquote" after the name of his biography. Anyway our band is currently trying to decide on a name, I might just use one that's been listed on here!
 
My son's three bands have been named (chronologically):

"I'm a loner, Dotty - A rebel." (bonus points if you get the reference)

The Lobsters

Totally Dad (this one actually made the list of really bad names published in The Onion)
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