The Infamous Band Name Thread

[Turkeybasster]

Syllabic Salutations (Stressing the wrong syllables of course)

A Minor Pun

Be Sharp You See?

Ain't Nothin' But a Gee Flat

Tax Code Fraudulence

Appendectomy

Blatant Subtly


That's it for now. These would also make killer song titles, most of em.

 

[bassman1987]

Steven Tyler's Lips

We actually considered using that in my old band before settling on Archimedes.

 

[DaveF]

"The Holocaust Never Happened"

For the most offensive band in the world

 

[derrick007]

My bands name is Fiasco, used to be Part of the Problem, but we didn't really like that. Before Fiasco, i was in my friends thrash band called Arkham, the crazy house from batman. I never liked the name arkham, but my friends seem to so whatever.

 

[CheeZit]

Im in a band now
Our name is When Leaves Fall
We're looking for a name change.
I was thinking one of these:

Horizon Way
Show Me Blood
Here I Stand
Make Your Move
Dont Look Back
This is Paranoia
Black and White Beginnings
Into the Unknown
Miracle Sun (Anthony Green reference)
Up From The Wreckage (Trivium reference)

 

[JQ1986]

I always wanted to name a band F.F.A. (Filthy F***ing Animals), but I had a feeling that farmers would chase after us with torches since I'm from a big farming area.

 

[onlyoneZ]

Here we go:

Yearning for Fist
Who Gnu?
Whistfull Lemons
Transient Emu
Doilies on Toast
Shorn Yack
Sphinct-o-rama

 

[Stumbo]

5 o'clock shadow

 

[srxplayer]

Snotty Scotty and the Hankies.

I have always loved the name.

They have been a cover band in the Pasadena area for the last 25 + years.

 

[srxplayer]

Steal Boner....short and simple

Dog Kickers

Death At The Walmart

Slushy Heaven

I have a craked rib and I wish I had not read this list. I can't stop laughing and it hurts really bad.

Dog Kickers

 

[Chazzz]

Acme Instaband (first album: Just Add Water)
Alphabet Soup Squad
Ask Me Tomorrow
Bad Mouth Blues Band
The Band Formerly Known As Your Momma
Barber Shop Mafia
Barre Chord Virtuosos
Big Wheel Caravan
Blind Spider
Blown Muffler
Bucktooth Sovereign
Captain Convertible and the Headliners
Car Key Safety Chain
Corporate Conspiracy
Come Here Often
Chicks Dig Us
D. O. Durant
Darkroom Lights
Dodging Digital
Dragchute
Duster Dufus and the Wildcat Frazz
Elemental Surprises
Fair and Balanced
Fake Accent
Fancy Meeting You Here
First Round TKO
Five Man Trio
Fortified With Vitamins
Fragile Confidence
Friday Night Guest
Half Mashed
Hello My Name Is
Hickies Don't Lie
Hush Money
Interstellar Medium
Joybuzzer
Kosher Pickles
Mike Stand and the Electrachords
Monsters in the Closet
Mr. Buckles
The Noise Cancelling Humbuckers
One Ride Wonderland
Opening Fade
That Other Band
Overnight Success
Pelican Circus
Preflight Check
Recount Committee
Rokksled
Shelly Says Stop
Shoes on the Powerlines
Smoothcoaster
Step Outside
Stomp Box Symphony
Survey Says
Taking Requests
Terminally Illicit
That Time of the Month
The Picard Maneuver
The Showsover
Tomorrow's Headlines
Tragedy Syndicate
Trampsound
Uncomfortable Silence
The Upping Downers
Vegan Hunters
Villains on Parade
What's Under the Kilt
White After Labor Day
Yes, We Speak Jive
Your Name Here
Your Sister Liked It

 

[onlyoneZ]

Here's some more.
Aliens love underpants
Alpacas of love
Malignant Tuna
Grandiose Minutiae
The Llama did it.

 

[Steve!]

I have a craked rib and I wish I had not read this list. I can't stop laughing and it hurts really bad.

Dog Kickers

Sorry for crackin your rib....

Granny Panties (Punk band)

Moldy Orphans (???...Noise Rock)

Dysfunctional Erection (Ska Band)

Flintstones hmm

The Itchy Experience bassist

Preschool Bomber (Rap Core Band)

 

[TheWalrus]

Why not?

A friend of mine used to be in a band called Isosceles Popsicle.

My current band is Eclectic Mojo.

My favorite band name that I haven't been able to use yet is Screaming Pebbles (It didn't suit our music.)

 

[kickstand22]

Isoceles Popsicle played my prom.....they were great back in the day.

Bipolar Barbie is a favorite. Trailor Trash Barbie....maybe.
I played in Liquid Lunch in the early-mid 80's.
Protectors of the Wool.
Dining at the Y......the radio station wouldn't air that one(Y)
Tingling Naughty Parts. (another fav)
You Stinkin' Douchebags.
A few more project secrets.

 

[Bard2dbone]

Why not?

A friend of mine used to be in a band called Isosceles Popsicle.

My current band is Eclectic Mojo.

My favorite band name that I haven't been able to use yet is Screaming Pebbles (It didn't suit our music.)

That could have been an excellent name for a solo project for me back in the day. If you weren't using it I would. But as an album name, not a band name.

It would fit. One of myold nicknames was Mojo, both because of an unusually potent drink called that, a creepy Marvel Comics character named that who always had a similar expression on his face to my most manicly gleeful expression, and because I was very lucky in an odd situation.

 

[Elmo Oxygen]

i have a long list (thanks jello) but i left it at home. off the top of my head....

Punk Rock Crotch Rocket (say that one five times fast!)

Corporate Orphan (this one was actually used, lol.)

Eskimo Political Prisoners

Two Fisted Biscuts

Your Face

one of my favorites - Them

Sacrificial Clam

Aural Defication

that's all i can think of now. oh, wait....

Cannibal Hampster Pu$$y

 

[The Owl]

Decaffeinated Coffee Tables
Afraid of Widths
Akron Needs Tires

 

[TheWalrus]

That could have been an excellent name for a solo project for me back in the day. If you weren't using it I would. But as an album name, not a band name.

It would fit. One of myold nicknames was Mojo, both because of an unusually potent drink called that, a creepy Marvel Comics character named that who always had a similar expression on his face to my most manicly gleeful expression, and because I was very lucky in an odd situation.

I came up with that name for the band because while we are primarily a blues outfit, we incorporate jazz, rock, and a little bit of country into the groove. I'd almost tend to describe us as 'progressive blues."

 

[Mr. Majestic]

How about:
Mullet Militia
The Boston Yankees
John Holmes and the Teabags