The Most manly name (opinion please)

[NJL]

This man controls time and panties.

hahaha when i first read this, i thought you typed, "time and pastries"

i'm hungry.

 

[Scarlet Fire]

Theodore Roosevelt.

 

[CrawlingCarpet]

Hercules Rockefeller.

 

[lousybassplayer]

I once had an instructor named Sgt. Steele. I thought that was the toughest name going until I found his first name was Adrian. Kind of offset everything.

 

[Joe Gress]

Joe

 

[capnsandwich]

Mitch Richardson

 

[TheVoiceless]

Ok so I am having a son any day now, and for the past year we have been teasing my wife about what name we are going to call him. My friends even had a one piece made with a picture of this and the name spelled out. And it has to be the manliest name ever.

KNIFE!!!

And my friend wants twin boys named Hammer Smash, and Mace. Now if those aren't manley names then I don't know what is.
Btw my sons real name is Jamisen.

 

[jonathan_matos5]

murderface

 

[XtreO]

I can't blieve noone said it - Max Payne.

 

[Marlat]

the qintar
brad cook

Do homynyms count?

 

[ehque]

I'd say Arnold.

Or maybe something russian sounding. Nikolai. Vladimir. You know, stuff like that.

I take that back. Major General Maximillian Fightmaster came up in that "9 manliest names in the world" article.

 

[Marlat]

Major Major Major?

 

[Thunderscreech]

Dirk Hardpeck
Big McLargehuge
Rockfist Flintjaw

 

[MAJOR METAL]

James Hetfield.

 

[SundanceChile]

John Rambo.

 

[Atoz]

Thor

 

[Legends]

Chest Rockwell
Dirk Diggler

Surprised these haven't made the list yet

 

[Boostedrex]

Magnus ver Magnussen [/thread]

 

[Stigs]

I take that back. Major General Maximillian Fightmaster came up in that "9 manliest names in the world" article.

^ This

You just can't beat a man named Max Fightmaster.

http://www.cracked.com/article_14982_9-manliest-names-in-world.html

That's the article, has a few good laughs in it.

 

[Otso]

Gustav Faust.