The Most manly name (opinion please)

[Phalex]

John Turner.

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[Marlat]

John Turner.

End of thread/

I thought it would be amusing to google John Turner and see if any "not manly" things came up which could prove funny for this thread. The results are too numerous to quote, but its worth it. John Turner is an english romantic artist and into country dancing (both not manly), but also a contruction company and a bagpipe maker (very manly).

 

[sean.1986]

Probably Arnold or Bernard.

 

[TallLankyBastyd]

Well... Benny "thought he was the meanest until he met with Savage Syd" so...

...Syd.

 

[Lazylion]

Lance Cumson

Back when I was married, my wife used to watch a soap opera that had a character called Lance Cumson. I'm not making that up, I swear!

 

[hover]

Jed Clampett. no question.

 

[sean.1986]

John Smith.

 

[coreyfyfe]

Dick. Doubly so if the last name is McTesticle or something along those lines.

 

[Phalex]

How's bout Artimus Pyle?? Not only is it manly sounding but even a plane crash couldn't stop the guy.

 

[spectorbass83]

Drago....Ivan Drago

 

[NJL]

Carlos Alvarez

 

[Vorago]

Mark

 

[lousybassplayer]

Thor

 

[sean.1986]

Caesar Milan.

 

[D Von]

Jed Eckers...

WOLVERINES!!!

 

[ehque]

I'd say Arnold.

Or maybe something russian sounding. Nikolai. Vladimir. You know, stuff like that.

 

[bassteban]

I know a swell drummer named Steele.
But frankly I think that if you can walk tall under the moniker LIBERACE, you are a bad dude, dude.

 

[RHFusillo]

Helmut.

 

[sarcastro83]

http://www.cracked.com/article_14982_9-manliest-names-in-world.html

here's a pretty comprehensive list from a little while ago.

**DISCLAIMER: there may be some coarse language, if you're at work, or have the sensibilities of a girl scout.**

 

[Mark Wilson]

I'm gonna say "Kevin Stewart"

Not only does he have two manly names making up one entire name, he also looks like this...

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This man controls time and panties.