First and FOREMOST, really cool job bro. Second and far less importantly...really more of a smart assness reply, were you to die in a blaze of glory, would you really want to be remembered as "so I found myself in Michael's Arts and Crafts yesterday..."? Forward thinking, always. "So, I was tea-bagging everything in sight that wasn't a ball-dragging Ford GT40, as in...
...the fury of 540 hp caused my testicles to touch my ears, I realized that maybe, just maybe, 1979 paisley might just tone this gorilla down...