The most stupid thing you can say

[Ooba Tooba]

I do


*honey, I kid

 

[BassFishingInAmerica]

Every idiots last words:

"Hey, watch this ..."

 

[Ostie]

I'm with the government. I'm here to help.

 

[31HZ]

My IQ is soaring as a result of my having read through this thread.

 

[oranje]

I like turtles

 

[gln1955]

Musicians are the shining example of maturity, good judgement and management of interpersonal relationships.

 

[AGCurry]

Everybody else is doing it.

 

[Tony In Philly]

We on TB Band Management are here to help.

 

[guitar ed]

Hi. My name is Ed.

edg

 

[bearhart74]

Blizzards are proof that climate change is a hoax.

 

[GwenOnBass]

Cargo shorts with a polo shirt is the look you need.

 

[4stringsjack]

Something about alternators in amps.

 

[lizardking837]

I will start.... the earth is flat.

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Don't you know that The Flat Earth Society has members all around the globe?

 

[samson3382]

I ain't ignorant!

 

[CBass079]

There is no such thing as a stupid question.

Only stupid people

 

[Ron Berenato]

There is no God.

Ok that's too heavy. How about "our lead singer is the most important one. the rest of us are replaceable."

 

[SactoBass]

The bigger the speaker, the better it puts out lows.

 

[Robscott]

I will start.... the earth is flat.

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Tom Dolby's best album by a country mile! Check out the fretless esp on Screen Kiss

 

[Admiral Thrawn]

This happened to my wife.

She worked at a music store and they tried to prank her.

Asked her if the store sold guitars made of morningwood.

Before I laughed my ass off, I realized that some mom named Karen might actually ask such a question.

 

[Kevan Campbell]

Technically I didn't say it but it's too good not to share...

Texas Country artist I played with at a really large venue that could hold around 1500 people, but the opening band was arranged by the venue itself. These guys show up for their soundcheck, and since they're a hair metal tribute band it shouldn't have been any surprise that the guitarist had a Marshall half-stack and three pointy-headstock super-strats with at least four single coils per guitar.

I'm hanging out with the soundman when they start their soundcheck and predictably the guitarist has really bad 60-cycle hum. After the soundman's several attempts to get the guitarist to do something about it and the guitarist not understanding, I walk over to help.

"Hey man, he's trying to say that the buzzing noise you're not liking is from your guitar. That's 60-cycle hum."

Guitarist looks at me like I'm crazy.

"No man, that can't be me. I don't get 60-cycle hum, I'm using a half-stack."