The Next American Civil War.

[BassyBill]

I've keenly studied that very topic. Please allow me to clarify. A crime occurred in close proximity to the OP's home. Several gunshots were fired. The OP slept through these very loud noises. The title was inspired by the idea that if a second civil war were to occur, which would surely cause a cacophony of gunshots, the OP sleeps so heavily that he would likely sleep through it. While a title like "I'm an extraordinarily heavy sleeper" would have sufficed, the OP felt that a more eye-catching title would garner more responses than something that would more literally describe the situation.

Hmm. Possibly. Me, I still require a very plausible explanation from the OP for the title of this thread.

Better make it good.

 

[chungweishan]

"There was a war outside my house last night, but they were kind enough not to wake me up. It was very civil. It happened in America."

 

[MattZilla]

[QUOTE="Immigrant, post: 17418199, member: 1720721]
Is "drug dealers" code for another group of people? [/QUOTE]
I love this mentality. this is what makes murica so great a place to be.


Countdown to thread close.

 

[Gorn]

Hmm. Possibly. Me, I still require a very plausible explanation from the OP for the title of this thread.

Better make it good.

I could have just titled the thread, "I slept though a shoot out" right? Well News papers could add bare bones headlines too but they don't.

LOL whatever. Yes I title them so they are read. What is the point of publishing anywhere?

 

[Metalbasspro]

You do the same damn thing don't kid yourself.

 

[Gorn]

You do the same damn thing don't kid yourself.

Do I? My pickle appreciation thread was called "Pickles." My thread about foreign actors doing American accents was called "foreign actors doing American accents". My thread about online degrees was called "online degrees". I've never been very creative.

 

[One Drop]

Hmm. Possibly. Me, I still require a very plausible explanation from the OP for the title of this thread.

Better make it good.

 

[Dave W]

I don't need no civil wawa war
It feeds the rich while it buries the powa wah
something something something something
Human grocery stores...ain't that fresh?
I don't need no civil war...wah...wah...wah...wah...wah...wah...wah...wawa...wawa..war

 

[One Drop]

[QUOTE="Immigrant, post: 17418199, member: 1720721]
Is "drug dealers" code for another group of people?

I love this mentality. this is what makes murica so great a place to be.


Countdown to thread close.[/QUOTE]

Normally I would agree but not in a thread with this title. I don't think the OP did indeedean it this way but I don't blame someone for it occurring to them.

 

[Immigrant]

[QUOTE="Immigrant, post: 17418199, member: 1720721]
Is "drug dealers" code for another group of people?

I love this mentality. this is what makes murica so great a place to be.
Countdown to thread close.[/QUOTE]



Yeah, I was in a foul mood that morning. I considered editing it later, but nah. Whatever.

If I didn't hear or see that kind of stuff on a semi-regular basis, my mind wouldn't had gone there.

 

[FunkHead]

should probably change the thread title to: "My survival skills suck"

Hilarious..