The Random Thought Megathread

[Gorn]

Seriously, you go together so that everyone arrives at the same time. This prevents Uncle Joe who has never been to the city from making circles trying to look at a map pissed and confused to were he is going, and they can not start without him because he is a major part of the service. When he finally arrives everyone has been waiting for 45 minutes.
Once you do arrive at the cemetery, have you ever tried to find the burial site at a large cemetery?
It is better to just play follow the leader.

Even with everyone going and arriving at the same time, it's still a cluster fudge.

 

[Gorn]

Chicken of the sea.

 

[Fat Freddy]

Paper is not dead - הנייר לא מת - YouTube

 

[ZenG]

I could actually make myself a three piece suit out of duct tape.

 

[sissy kathy]

I could actually make myself a three piece suit out of duct tape.

How come Red Green never thought of that; oh yeah,... suits.

 

[Tom Bomb]

Tradition's a bitch.

 

[ZenG]

First there is a mountain then there isn't then there is.

 

[Gorn]

 

[twinjet]

I'm sleepy.

 

[ZenG]

I'm sleepy.

Me too. In a couple of minutes I'll be peacefully farting and snoring.

 

[shadowtippy]

Me too. In a couple of minutes I'll be peacefully farting and snoring.

Your wife is luckier than my wife. My farting and snoring are not peaceful.

 

[D M C]

Your wife is luckier than my wife. My farting and snoring are not peaceful.

Nuh, uh. I’m fartier and snorier than you!

 

[ZenG]

Life is like a roller coaster ride. Full of ups and downs,highs and lows. It's like when you are on a roller coaster and you come to a sharp curve and you get flung off the tracks into mid-air and then you lose your dentures but you land on a trampoline and get catapulted back up into an empty seat on another rollercar that's just coming and then you find a pair of dentures in the empty seat and they aren't yours but they fit perfectly.


This is the inexplicable mystery of life.

 

[Tom Bomb]

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[shadowtippy]

I can understand why a person would video a horse eating a chicken. I am unable to understand why a person would google "horse eats chicken".

 

[Tom Bomb]

I can understand why a person would video a horse eating a chicken. I am unable to understand why a person would google "horse eats chicken".

PTSD

 

[shadowtippy]

PTSD

Speaking of which, there are so many medicines/medications being advertised on tv, I feel that I am not doing my part in keeping pharmaceutical companies in business. I tend to not get sick very often. I almost never ask my doctor to prescribe any of them for me.

 

[Tom Bomb]

Speaking of which, there are so many medicines/medications being advertised on tv, I feel that I am not doing my part in keeping pharmaceutical companies in business. I tend to not get sick very often. I almost never ask my doctor to prescribe any of them for me.

Me neither. One in twenty-seven visits to the doctor ends in death. Steer clear
Mind you, if one needs help one should not hesitate

 

[shadowtippy]

Me neither. One in twenty-seven visits to the doctor ends in death. Steer clear

1) I wish I had been keeping track of my visits. I must be nearing 27 by now.
2) Especially if you are fooling around with his wife.
3) Which doctor?

 

[Tom Bomb]

1) I wish I had been keeping track of my visits. I must be nearing 27 by now.
2) Especially if you are fooling around with his wife.
3) Which doctor?

Definitely not John Mayall