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Scene: a 1920s-style drawing room

Chapman: I say!

Cleveland: Yes, Daddy?

Chapman: Croquet hoops look damn pretty this afternoon.

Cleveland: Frightfully damn pretty.

Idle (as her mother): They're coming along *awfully* well this year.

Chapman: Yes, better than your Aunt Lavinia's croquet hoops.

Cleveland: Ugh! Dreadful tin things.

Idle: I did tell her to stick to wood.

Chapman: Yes, you can't beat wood. Gorn.

Idle: What's gone, dear?

Chapman: Nothing, nothing -- just like the word, it gives me confidence. Gorn. Gorn -- it's got a sort of *woody* quality about it. Gorn. Go-o-orn. Much better than 'newspaper' or 'litter bin'.

Cleveland: Ugh! Frightful words!

Idle: Perfectly dreadful!

Chapman: 'Newspaper' -- 'litter bin' -- 'litter bin' -- dreadful *tinny* sort of word.
 
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Son of Wobble said:
Now that you mention it, I am fairly fabulous. But a large part of it is following the Catcauphonic weight plan.
I've also got a great wig consultant. And my plastic surgeon's tops in Beverly Hills. As for my lips,


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You mean the caffeine, nicotine, & vitamin D via sunbathing lifestyle???

Datzwuti'mtalkinbout :thumbsup:

Just the other day I went to MY wig consultant asking how to achieve the @Son of Wobble look on top, & this is what we came up with >

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catcauphonic said:
You mean the caffeine, nicotine, & vitamin D via sunbathing lifestyle???

Datzwuti'mtalkinbout :thumbsup:

Just the other day I went to MY wig consultant asking how to achieve the @Son of Wobble look on top, & this is what we came up with >

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Well damn your legs to hell. Way to shoot a girl's self-confidence into the cylindrical filing cabinet.

This reminds me of something Lou Reed said about being on Summer festival tour in Germany,
feeling really good about himself as he was coming up from the hotel's gym,
and then -- Iggy Pop steps onto the elevator.

And Lou said he took one look at Iggy's naturally lean and muscular physique, and his mood totally crashed.







So.... Thanks, Iggy!
 
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Son of Wobble said:
Well damn your legs to hell. Way to shoot a girl's self-confidence into the cylindrical filing cabinet.

This reminds me of something Lou Reed said about being on Summer festival tour in Germany,
feeling really good about himself as he was coming up from the hotel's gym,
and then -- Iggy Pop steps onto the elevator.

And Lou said he took one look at Iggy's naturally lean and muscular physique, and his mood totally crashed.







So.... Thanks, Iggy!
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You're certainly not the first gal to get all catty with the backhanded compliments regarding my gams & can. And I've seen more than a few very embarrassed construction workers, when I get "heyyyy Girl"d, and turn around on the street... their coworker buddies must have a field day on em after that :smug:

You're welcomed, Lou

PS- I dig your hallway decor
 
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