The Random Thought Megathread

[Pbassmanca]

When the day f**ks you: You f**k the day.

 

[S-Bigbottom]

^ Spends the whole day trying to figure out how to f*** the day only to realize that once again the day has f***ed him again.

 

[Bassball Fever]

^ F***** the f***** f*** that f****** the f******* f*******.

 

[D M C]

NO SIR! No! No sir! No, no, no! No sir!!!
Nooooooo! No sir! No!

 

[Fat Freddy]

Oh, no. No, no, no, sir. No, sir.

 

[Tom Bomb]

‘Really, Rat,’ said the Mole, quite pettishly, ‘I think we’d had enough of this folly. Who ever heard of a door-mat TELLING anyone anything? They simply don’t do it. They are not that sort at all. Door-mats know their place.'”

 

[Jay2U]

 

[Jay2U]

Scene: a 1920s-style drawing room

Chapman: I say!

Cleveland: Yes, Daddy?

Chapman: Croquet hoops look damn pretty this afternoon.

Cleveland: Frightfully damn pretty.

Idle (as her mother): They're coming along *awfully* well this year.

Chapman: Yes, better than your Aunt Lavinia's croquet hoops.

Cleveland: Ugh! Dreadful tin things.

Idle: I did tell her to stick to wood.

Chapman: Yes, you can't beat wood. Gorn.

Idle: What's gone, dear?

Chapman: Nothing, nothing -- just like the word, it gives me confidence. Gorn. Gorn -- it's got a sort of *woody* quality about it. Gorn. Go-o-orn. Much better than 'newspaper' or 'litter bin'.

Cleveland: Ugh! Frightful words!

Idle: Perfectly dreadful!

Chapman: 'Newspaper' -- 'litter bin' -- 'litter bin' -- dreadful *tinny* sort of word.

 

[FilterFunk]

NO SIR! No! No sir! No, no, no! No sir!!!
Nooooooo! No sir! No!

Oh, no. No, no, no, sir. No, sir.

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[toowrongfoo]

Attention all planets of the Solar Federation

Attention all planets of the Solar Federation

Attention all planets of the Solar Federation

We have assumed control

We have assumed control

We have assumed control..........

 

[Fat Freddy]

Attention all planets of the Solar Federation

Attention all planets of the Solar Federation

Attention all planets of the Solar Federation

We have assumed control

We have assumed control

We have assumed control..........

Of what???.....

 

[PillO]

Of what???.....

That damned guitar.

 

[Tom Bomb]

NAY! BELAY THAT! LET HER RUN STRAIGHT AND TRUE!

 

[toowrongfoo]

Of what???.....

A bassist w/o 2112 is like a submarine with a screen door.......

 

[Fat Freddy]

A bassist w/o 2112 is like a submarine with a screen door.......

Ok....Now you're making sense...

 

[klejst]

I was at the furniture store the other way, a lot of the dining room tables on average come with the table and four chairs....made me think what the hell do you do if you have more then four people?

 

[toowrongfoo]

Why would you have more than 4 people? Two adults, two children. If more, then you have problems klejst-son.

 

[S-Bigbottom]

I was at the furniture store the other way, a lot of the dining room tables on average come with the table and four chairs....made me think what the hell do you do if you have more then four people?

At my house we have four cushioned chairs for the family, everyone else gets the metal folding chairs so they will be terrified of farting at the table.

 

[StudioStuntz]

I was at the furniture store the other way, a lot of the dining room tables on average come with the table and four chairs....made me think what the hell do you do if you have more then four people?

Why would you have more than 4 people? Two adults, two children. If more, then you have problems klejst-son.

If somebody is really your friend...

 

[Fat Freddy]

Having trouble with my Spring wardrobe selections this year.....