The Random Thought Megathread

[Tom Bomb]

IKEA.

 

[Krisfield]

Time moves, we measure it.

 

[PillO]

IKEA.

UKEA

 

[Tom Bomb]

STRUTH! Ya nailed it.






When nobody's watching

 

[shadowtippy]

UKEA

WEKEA.

 

[Howlin' Hanson]

Why couldn't my mother-in-law be more organized????

 

[LowActionHero]

 

[Son of Wobble]

 

[Fat Freddy]

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That reminds me....Dentist next week....

 

[StudioStuntz]

IKEA.

UKEA

UKES

 

[klejst]

At my house we have four cushioned chairs for the family, everyone else gets the metal folding chairs so they will be terrified of farting at the table.

Nah, I'd still do it...then blame it on the dog. lol

Why would you have more than 4 people? Two adults, two children. If more, then you have problems klejst-son.

Not everyone stops at two kids these days. In fact I was at a Catholic Lent fish fry last night and this couple had five small girls who looked to be about 9-10 months apart from each other and the smallest a baby the oldest I'm guessing four or five.

Anyways, I then thought two things:
1. The dad will never be able to use any bathroom in his house ever again until all six of the women living in that house get done in the morning.
2. That guy is crazy!

 

[Son of Wobble]

Nah, I'd still do it...then blame it on the dog. lol


Not everyone stops at two kids these days. In fact I was at a Catholic Lent fish fry last night and this couple had five small girls who looked to be about 9-10 months apart from each other and the smallest a baby the oldest I'm guessing four or five.

Anyways, I then thought two things:
1. The dad will never be able to use any bathroom in his house ever again until all six of the women living in that house get done in the morning.
2. That guy is crazy!

I've a pal with three grown daughters, and I remember when they were little, he was as proud as could be as he always said a lapful of daughters saying "We love you, Daddy" was always top of his action list.

What he didn't reckon for is how cutting the little girls could be when they ganged up on him. "We hate you, Daddy, and want you to go live in a hotel," they once conspired to all tell him. I am laughing now at the memory of his crestfallen expression upon relating the incident when it was newly transpired. He was truly gutted.

 

[toowrongfoo]

Nah, I'd still do it...then blame it on the dog. lol


Not everyone stops at two kids these days. In fact I was at a Catholic Lent fish fry last night and this couple had five small girls who looked to be about 9-10 months apart from each other and the smallest a baby the oldest I'm guessing four or five.

Anyways, I then thought two things:
1. The dad will never be able to use any bathroom in his house ever again until all six of the women living in that house get done in the morning.
2. That guy is crazy!

Just a joke man!

 

[toowrongfoo]

IKEA.

Now after reading that my random thought is of the geico commercial.

 

[Tom Bomb]

"Jessica, we have a problem."

 

[D M C]

Quantum, I hardly knew um!

 

[Tom Bomb]

Sandmandom


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[S-Bigbottom]

A sliced pickle cut side down works better than a banana peel.

Wish I remembered dropping that pickle before finding this out after the sandwich was completed.

 

[Fat Freddy]

A sliced pickle cut side down works better than a banana peel.

Wish I remembered dropping that pickle before finding this out after the sandwich was completed.

You wasted a pickle???....

 

[S-Bigbottom]

You wasted a pickle???....

yup.

And alas the sandwich went down with its creator.

You will be happy to know it did not go quietly, making quite a ruckus on its way down. And all was not lost, after some reconstruction it did fulfill its destiny. drool