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The Random Thought Megathread
- Thread starter Gorn
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I hate wearing socks! I'll stick to GASgasm days.Hooray!.....New Sockgasm day tomorrow!!!
Well.....I HAVE to now.....
Do not look up Sockgasm in images.
Why would 3-4 people troll you in a thread where you are totally on topic? And why are they "cool" and the person who has more likes than posts is an idiot?
Satire VIIII
As you proceed about your daily commerce, a viral entity awaits its opportunity to infect your mortal existence;
Congratulations, you now billet a being of such disgusting dirtiness, that it sends your prancing swagger in to a whirlpool of agony;
And as your excursion degrades into a sweltering and withering predicament;
You pacify yourself to your cot as this germ resumes unparalleled oppression upon your tormented carcass;
Positioning your person for this onslaught of furious suffering;
Petitioning for forgiveness of your unfortunate situation;
That vile affliction continues to swell down your ever-decreasing aperture of contempt;
Your glance avows a melancholic stare, as that chasm of wayward remark sprouts an infection that pulsates with un-surpassing distress;
Now that this infection is permanently lodged down your slanderous ranting shaft;
It feeds on your wit and sensibility absorbing your vitality to its downfall;
An endowment is today bestowed upon your deteriorating verve in form of a hacking spasm;
And to add to this choking gag, an opaque ooze arrives in your snout forming a duo of despair;
That oozing phlegm flows from you like water uttered from an abrupt descent;
And those potentially in the vicinity of this purging emission bare a contagious entanglement;
For this vile affliction is unstoppable, and wishes most for further misery on an unsuspecting populace;
So hunker-down into your cot and continue to hack and discharge that opaque ooze;
Soon the fever that has gripped your fragile existence will before long be a distance recollection;
And soon your prancing swagger will return to satisfy your mended verve;
As you proceed about your daily commerce, a viral entity awaits its opportunity to infect your mortal existence;
Congratulations, you now billet a being of such disgusting dirtiness, that it sends your prancing swagger in to a whirlpool of agony;
And as your excursion degrades into a sweltering and withering predicament;
You pacify yourself to your cot as this germ resumes unparalleled oppression upon your tormented carcass;
Positioning your person for this onslaught of furious suffering;
Petitioning for forgiveness of your unfortunate situation;
That vile affliction continues to swell down your ever-decreasing aperture of contempt;
Your glance avows a melancholic stare, as that chasm of wayward remark sprouts an infection that pulsates with un-surpassing distress;
Now that this infection is permanently lodged down your slanderous ranting shaft;
It feeds on your wit and sensibility absorbing your vitality to its downfall;
An endowment is today bestowed upon your deteriorating verve in form of a hacking spasm;
And to add to this choking gag, an opaque ooze arrives in your snout forming a duo of despair;
That oozing phlegm flows from you like water uttered from an abrupt descent;
And those potentially in the vicinity of this purging emission bare a contagious entanglement;
For this vile affliction is unstoppable, and wishes most for further misery on an unsuspecting populace;
So hunker-down into your cot and continue to hack and discharge that opaque ooze;
Soon the fever that has gripped your fragile existence will before long be a distance recollection;
And soon your prancing swagger will return to satisfy your mended verve;
What is in the majority of rock stars DNA that preserves their full head of long hair late into life? I swear some of these superstars are not entirely human.
Look folks, I don't mean to brag but I put together a puzzle in one day and the box said 2 - 4 years.
After I posted this, I found a painting of president Franklin Pierce that this was evidently photoshopped from. I’ll see if I can dig it up.
Edit: Here ‘tis.
Edit: Here ‘tis.
my dad said: you can't have hair and brains, both.*
not a random thought, but hardly pertinent.
*i still have hair!
If you're bald at the front, you're a good thinker.
If you're bald at the back, you're a good lover.
If you're bald all over, you think you're a good lover.
If you're bald at the back, you're a good lover.
If you're bald all over, you think you're a good lover.
Disconnect the car battery and reconnect it at 00:00.
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