The Random Thought Megathread

[toowrongfoo]

Keep in mind, here in Rocklin, we don't have it "that" much better most of the year. Will be 110° Sat and who knows what the rest of the summer brings. (it's east of Sac)

 

[hondo4life]

My best friend is my biggest fan.

 

[S-Bigbottom]

I will never live in a place where the temperature is above your body's core temperature for more than a few days a year.
This week.

 

[S-Bigbottom]

^ Cross poster, trying to create a hybridized thread (and he farted to boot).

 

[mrjim123]

I think, therefore I am, I think.

 

[toowrongfoo]

Beautiful today. 80° with a nice breeze. Unfortunately starting tomorrow it goes up up UP! (between 105 and 110 Sat)

 

[toowrongfoo]

"I got this"

 

[mrjim123]

Many people don't realize that Col. Sanders once auditioned for Alice Cooper to be the band's drummer. Unfortunately for the Col. he did not get the job because he kept eating the drumsticks.

 

[mrjim123]

Caption this!

 

[toowrongfoo]

Many people don't realize that Col. Sanders once auditioned for Alice Cooper to be the band's drummer. Unfortunately for the Col. he did not get the job because he kept eating the drumsticks.

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Can I have my 10 seconds back please?

 

[toowrongfoo]

Caption this!

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lolzes.

 

[toowrongfoo]

Well, I hope the mods won't mind (they hate me)

"Coming mom!"

 

[Pbassmanca]

I like the kind of basses that you leave in a case for two or three months or more, transitioning between seasons, and when you randomly decide to pull them out and pluck them, they're still in tune from when you last handled them....

 

[S-Bigbottom]

I'm glad we cleared THAT up.

Biscuits!
Too excited talking about Black Star Warrior I missed this.

 

[Pbassmanca]

Ernest Hemingway was the shiznit.

 

[toowrongfoo]

Well, he'll sell no wine before it's time, ......... wait.............

 

[Pbassmanca]

Well, he'll sell no wine before it's time, ......... wait.............

"You have to work hard to deserve to drink it. But I would rather have a bottle of Ballantine Ale than any other drink after fighting a really big fish. When something has been taken out of you by strenuous exercise Ballantine puts it back in. We keep it iced in the bait box with chunks of ice packed around it. And you ought to taste it on a hot day when you have worked a big marlin fast because there were sharks after him. You are tired all the way through. The fish is landed untouched by sharks and you have a bottle of Ballantine cold in your hand and drink it cool, light and cull-bodied, so it tastes good long after you have swallowed it. That's the test of an ale with me: whether it tastes as good afterwards as when it's going down. Ballantine does." — Ernest Hemingway, ad for Ballantine Ale

 

[S-Bigbottom]

And you ought to taste it on a hot day when you have worked a big marlin fast because there were sharks after him. You are tired all the way through. The fish is landed untouched by sharks

I thought you were cool for a minute until reading,

— Ernest Hemingway, ad for Ballantine Ale

 

[Pbassmanca]

I thought you were cool for a minute until reading,

Pure Hemingway bro....

 

[mrjim123]

Probably the first royalty he's earned in decades.