The Random Thought Megathread

[5StringBlues]

Dynamic tension!

 

[5StringBlues]

I'm gonna drop this here:

I can never find it when these damn punks get on my lawn.

 

[FilterFunk]

I hope this wouldn't actually be true of anyone, because this is way beyond sad:

 

[S-Bigbottom]

 

[hondo4life]

Canada Day, eh?

 

[shadowtippy]

Canada Day, eh?

I've heard of Canada. What state is it in?

 

[hondo4life]

I've heard of Canada. What state is it in?

Maine, I think

 

[S-Bigbottom]

I've heard of Canada. What state is it in?

The big one in the North.

Word is that it frozen almost all year round up there and the North Pole's magnetic field messes with their clocks.
This is why it takes sooooo long to get one of their Basses.

 

[Fat Freddy]

The big one in the North.

Word is that it frozen almost all year round up there and the North Pole's magnetic field messes with their clocks.
This is why it takes sooooo long to get one of their Basses.

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I was told that all of their clocks are stuck on 4:20....

 

[Pbassmanca]

I bet that's delicious. Cucumber water is really good. A gin on the rocks with a slice of cucumber is good too. I'm gonna buy some gin and cucumbers on the way home.

Mmmmmm......Gin.......

 

[Pbassmanca]

So there is a recipe for a martini called "The Arthur Hike" martini. It goes something like this.....
Pour 2 - 3 fingers of gin in a glass. Add ice cubes if you wish. Take the bottle of dry Vermouth and present it in the general direction of France....Replace bottle on shelf. Enjoy "responsibly"....

 

[mrjim123]

So there is a recipe for a martini called "The Arthur Hike" martini. It goes something like this.....
Pour 2 - 3 fingers of gin in a glass. Add ice cubes if you wish. Take the bottle of dry Vermouth and present it in the general direction of France....Replace bottle on shelf. Enjoy "responsibly"....

Never had one of those, but I've been known to show France my underpants after 12 beers.

 

[S-Bigbottom]

I was told that all of their clocks are stuck on 4:20....

That'll slow production.

Guess waiting a few more months is ok.

 

[S-Bigbottom]

^^'s Underpants as presented to France.

v Wrong thread ya ding dong.

 

[mrjim123]

Ding dong, ying yang, its all good. Go with the Flo - and I must say that she has obviously never met me; otherwise she would be making a MUCH larger circle with her fingers.

 

[5StringBlues]

Aboot.

 

[FilterFunk]

Aboot.

In yo' behind!

 

[Pbassmanca]

There's nothing better than cold beer on a hot day. There's also nothing better than cold beer on a cold day.......

 

[S-Bigbottom]

In yo' behind!

Oops! Upside yo' head.

Darn it! now I got to play it.




That's better.

 

[5StringBlues]

In yo' behind!