The Random Thought Megathread

[ZenG]

How can three pages be a megathread?

By simply asking " Precision or Jazz? " on the first page...

 

[ZenG]

There's a foot at the end of each of my legs. Is it luck?

You got lots of legs?

 

[ZenG]

My parents did not name me Jim. If they had I might be a different person.

 

[ZenG]

 

[ZenG]

I just don't "get" Jack Kerouac.

If you read this post with a Boston accent..it's still not funny.

 

[fendermademygibson]

If you order a sticker and it comes with a box, how many people heard the sound of a tree falling?

If it did not come with a box, did less people hear the tree fall?

 

[FilterFunk]

Cleaning up and reorganizing can bring up a lot of memories.

 

[D M C]

What would my life be like if television was never invented? What would take up the time that I've devoted to it?

 

[Tom Bomb]

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[ZenG]

What would my life be like if television was never invented? What would take up the time that I've devoted to it?

Enjoying fame , fortune and riches.....the company of many good friends....sharing happy times with the family and children...upscale parties and social dinners at your mansion every weekend..
.... Tinkering with your collection of antique Bentley's.....golf and sailing..
...and of course playing bass...

 

[Hot Rats]

I love my dog.

 

[Fleebag]

Scooby dooby dooooooooo!!!!!!!

 

[Gorn]

Where are you?

 

[D M C]

Enjoying fame , fortune and riches.....the company of many good friends....sharing happy times with the family and children...upscale parties and social dinners at your mansion every weekend..
.... Tinkering with your collection of antique Bentley's.....golf and sailing..
...and of course playing bass...

I just figured a lot more reading.

 

[Fat Freddy]

Where are you?

Somewhere over the rainbow...

 

[S-Bigbottom]

I stole @Fat Freddy's Lucky Charms cereal while he was making the marshmallows.

 

[Immigrant]

The eradication of mankind from the planet sounds more reasonable every day.

 

[D M C]

Why does Bozo need the qualifier "the clown?" Are there any Bozos out there who aren't otherwise employed? Bozo the Gastroenterologist, maybe?

 

[Fat Freddy]

Why does Bozo need the qualifier "the clown?" Are there any Bozos out there who aren't otherwise employed? Bozo the Gastroenterologist, maybe?

My cardiologist was a Bozo....So...Yes!....

 

[Immigrant]

I've been consuming a huge bowl of Lucky Charms knockoffs every morning for the past few months and have never felt better.

Real Lucky Charms actually have a little grain flavor to them, whereas Malt O Meal bagged "Marshmallow Mateys" are more airy and come in a bag so big it can double as a slobber-resistant pillowcase after the cereal is gone.

Freakin awesome.