The Random Thought Megathread

[shadowtippy]

Gnome, gnome on the range.

 

[S-Bigbottom]

I will not return to this thread until my number of alerts for it reaches the count of 100.

I hit past this number the next day, you still waiting?

Freakin' love this candle.

 

[charlie monroe]

Dr. Groot's Least Favorite Bedtime Stories

Once upon a time, the continent of North America was almost torn in two. A giant long hole called a rift was created. Can you say rift? I knew you could!

So the rift centered near Michigan. And when the earth split, lots of hot rock called lava flowed up and flowed for a very long time. Most of the lava is buried now, but the big hole became Lake Superior. And the rift stopped getting bigger and healed itself. Otherwise, Kansas and Nebraska would be a great big sea today, and we would be fishing instead of raising corn.

So all that lava did a very special thing near a place called the Keweenah Peninisula. It brought lots of a very useful metal called copper to the surface. And this copper was very special because it was very pure and you could just collect the copper to make tools and jewelry and spoons. You didnt have to put in a fire to make it useful. And many, many years later, that's exactly what the Native American Indians did. They made tools and jewelry for 6000 years and it went all over, even down to Mexico, because pure copper is very rare.

Isn't that a great story, boys and girls?

It is a great story, and one that I am familiar with.

This is a specimen of ore from that very deposit. I bought it on a whim maybe 10 years ago. Heavier than a lot of bass guitars.

 

[PillO]

Gnome, gnome on the range.

gnome or puns. Police.

 

[PillO]

I hit past this number the next day, you still waiting?

I think @Son of Wobble may be hung up on:

This is so funny. Wait for it to load...

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He may not have figured out yet that it is just a gif that looks like something loading.

 

[IamGroot]

Are you classified as human?

 

[notJaco]

Are you classified as human?

Is it on my license?

 

[Fat Freddy]

I've got a piece of paper declaring me sane.........(Docs don't know Jack)...

 

[shadowtippy]

I've got a piece of paper declaring me sane.........(Docs don't know Jack)...

Did you write it yourself?

 

[Fat Freddy]

Did you write it yourself?

No....I'm right handed,,,....

 

[PillO]

I've got a piece of paper declaring me sane.........(Docs don't know Jack)...

All real medical certificates are filled in with purple crayon. It is the secret way to know it is real - anyone could use a blue ballpoint pen.

 

[notJaco]

I think @Son of Wobble may be hung up on:


He may not have figured out yet that it is just a gif that looks like something loading.

I fell for it for a while.

 

[PillO]

I fell for it for a while.

I think Fat Freddy is still looking at it.

 

[Fat Freddy]

I think Fat Freddy is still looking at it.

Never open anything from certain members.....I suspected skullduggery....

 

[PillO]

Never open anything from certain members.....I suspected skullduggery....

Skullduggery? Me?

 

[Fat Freddy]

Skulls are in evidence.....duggery, not so much.....

 

[saltydude]

Aim my smiling skull at you.

 

[notJaco]

Skullduggery? Me?
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I used to have dreams like this as a kid. I’ll never sleep again

 

[PillO]

I used to have dreams like this as a kid. I’ll never sleep again

Happy to have increased your productivity by at least 50%. My bill for psychological consulting services is on its way.

 

[notJaco]

thinking happy thoughts...