The Random Thought Megathread

[mrjim123]

You know what they say about paranoid people.

I'm afraid to ask.

 

[PillO]

The mrs. cleans up the cat puke in the dining room and I fish the dead skunks out of the pool. Is this an equitable division of responsibility? I mean, dead skunks - not so often; cat puke - not everyday, but more than a couple of times a month.

I'm satisfied with the sitch.

The point of having children is to have a small squad of indentured servants to look after these sorts of jobs for you.

 

[mrjim123]

When the world is going to hell in a hand basket I sit down and eat half of a peach pie.

Mmm ... peach pie.

 

[Son of Wobble]

cannot digest pie crust
also, do add ice cream on top -- NOT. can't digest it.
Maybe I'll just have the peach

...dare i?

 

[mrjim123]

cannot digest pie crust
also, do add ice cream on top -- NOT. can't digest it.
Maybe I'll just have the peach

...dare i?

You're a daisy if you do!

 

[PillO]

cannot digest pie crust
also, do add ice cream on top -- NOT. can't digest it.
Maybe I'll just have the peach

...dare i?

Fragile little flower, aren't you...

 

[Son of Wobble]

Fragile little flower, aren't you...

yesssssssssssss

 

[Son of Wobble]

 

[mrjim123]

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An N95 mask would definitely add panache and an air of de rigueur, as well as protection against all manners of contagion.

 

[Son of Wobble]

An N95 mask would definitely add panache and an air of de rigueur, as well as protection against all manners of contagion.

These implants cost a small fortune, no way I'm covering them with a mouth mask

 

[PillO]

These implants cost a small fortune, no way I'm covering them with a mouth mask

If your implants are covered by N95 masks, you are wearing them about 10" too low.

 

[mrjim123]

These implants cost a small fortune, no way I'm covering them with a mouth mask

Then how about a smile?

 

[Son of Wobble]

I mean

If your implants are covered by N95 masks, you are wearing them about 10" too low.

Har har. No, Matey, I meant my Washingstones. Not me whoppers, but me choppers.

 

[Son of Wobble]

Then how about a smile?
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Great selfie, you've got the joy de vivre

 

[The Owl]

Would you buy a used disco ball from this man?

 

[shadowtippy]

When the world is going to hell in a hand basket I sit down and eat half of a peach pie.

Mmm ... peach pie.

You must be eating a lot of pie these days.

 

[D M C]

 

[mrjim123]

You must be eating a lot of pie these days.

How do I look in these blue jeans?

 

[S-Bigbottom]

TalkBass NEOWISE, brightest comet in decades visible through July

 

[PillO]

How do I look in these blue jeans?

Dungarees dammit!

You young whippy snaps and your new fangled words for things.

Get off my lawn!