Do you spend more than 15 minutes a day gazing at the TalkBass classifieds? (5 points) If you spend more than 30 minutes a day on the TalkBass classifieds, add 5 points. If you spend more than an hour a day staring at TalkBass, eBay, Craigslist and online vendor sites, add another 5 points.
Yup... all three (15)
Have you ever publicly praised one of your basses as a definite keeper or said this baby will be with me till I croak and within a year put the bass up for sale strictly to buy another bass?
Just last month(10 points)
Have you ever decided you *must* have a particular bass model without ever having played that model?
My Lakland and Spector both fit (5 points)
Have you ever hidden a bass under a bed?
I hid as many as 6(!) under the bed(5 points)
Have you ever taken delivery of a bass from the delivery person and scurried with the large, rectangular box to a private place before your significant other could notice?
Every time...(5 points)
Have you ever sold a bass strictly for the purpose of buying a new bass and later missed it?
Just last month 
(5 points)
Have you ever bought a bass, sold it, and then bought it back? (5 points)
Have you ever bought a bass, sold it, bought it back, sold it and bought it back again? (10 points)
Do you think about basses before falling asleep at least twice a week?
Almost nightly 
(10 points)
Have you ever been forced to cut back on other, more important expenses due to bass gear purchases?
the roof still needs to be repaired, but I could really use another Lakland(10 points)
Do you find yourself becoming infatuated with bass colors e.g. seafoam green lust or red fever?
Two words: Daphne Blue(5 points)
Do you find yourself in a pattern of contemplating a new amp or cabinet purchase after a bass purchase and then a new bass purchase after an amp or cabinet purchase?
Yup...(10 points)
Have you ever taken delivery of a great bass, played it a while and they returned to the classifieds to look at more great basses? (10 points)
Would buying a new bass while taking another one home at the exact same time count???
Crap... I think thats 105.
That's enough GAS to fill a Winnebago.