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THE ULTIMATE CAT THREAD

How much freedom does your cat have?

  • Strictly Indoors

    Votes: 296 63.0%
  • Free Range Outdoors

    Votes: 99 21.1%
  • Restricted Outdoors

    Votes: 75 16.0%

  • Total voters
    470
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Men. I've been taking care of my own business for decades. For example, in the early '60s, the first permanent press shirts were super scratchy and uncomfortable. I hated them. My mom made me a deal: I could have cotton shirts if I ironed them myself. I was the oldest of 5, and my mom was the night administrator of a hospital. She had no time for ironing. So, that's what I did. My younger brothers got permanent press. Ha ha ha, lazy f'ers. And I learned how to bake when I was 4. I was pretty good at it, but did make the occasional mistake. Like the time my mom wasn't around and I wanted a cherry pie. I put a can of cherries in a pie tin and fired the oven up. The can exploded, blowing the oven door off and shooting cherries all over the kitchen. No one was hurt. By the explosion, that is. The spanking I got did hurt. :bawl:
Speaking of kitchen calamities:

Mog is the feline star of a series of British children's books. I understand that in Britain, the Christmas adverts are the equivalent of Super Bowl ads in the U.S.