The ultimate, final neck dive solution!

[Raman]

Wonder how their sales are doing?

The Neck Dive Strap

 

[AboutSweetSue]

Man, just get a wide strap with grip...

 

[Winslow]

Looks like something that would (should?) be sold at an S&M shop.

 

[bassdude51]

Sit on a chair or stool.

 

[Ostie]

Could also be used as a garter belt if you are in a NY Dolls tribute band.

 

[Michedelic]

Perhaps this would work...

 

[Lagado]

Does it come with a free pair of lacey suspenders?

 

[Lagado]

I'm about to market my suspended helium balloon method. You can even choose whose face you wish to have printed onto the balloon.

 

[Winslow]

Perhaps this would work...View attachment 4112161

If Kaley Cuoco was standing next to me in that getup, absolutely nothing would be "diving."